Comments on: MICKEY ROURKE BACK IN IRON MAN 2? http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/mickey-rourke-back-in-iron-man-2 FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 02:07:32 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: The Rutger Hauer Experience http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/mickey-rourke-back-in-iron-man-2#comment-181708 The Rutger Hauer Experience Tue, 10 Mar 2009 04:56:08 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=10824#comment-181708 You bet your ass or Mickey Rourke is going all-in. You bet your ass or Mickey Rourke is going all-in.

]]> By: The Kurgan http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/mickey-rourke-back-in-iron-man-2#comment-181646 The Kurgan Mon, 09 Mar 2009 17:52:05 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=10824#comment-181646 When asked to elaborate, Robert Downey Jr said "When you see it, you'll shit bricks". When asked to elaborate, Robert Downey Jr said “When you see it, you’ll shit bricks”.

]]> By: 6waysfromsunday http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/mickey-rourke-back-in-iron-man-2#comment-181643 6waysfromsunday Mon, 09 Mar 2009 17:43:19 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=10824#comment-181643 Look, I'm kinda new here so I know people have got on Mickey already. But I missed my turn so I just want to get this off my chest and move forward. Sigh...Okay... Mickey your face looks like a bed of coral Mickey your face looks like its the stunt double for Edward James Almos face Mickey Freddy Kruger saw your face and said "WHAT THE FUCK?" Mickey your face looks like you dry it with a spike strip. Mickey your face looks like Hannibal Lecter just used it to breake out of a maximum security prison. Mickey your face looks like you went down on Paris Hilton without a dental dam Mickey your face looks like its in mid-facemelt from the ark of the convenant. Mickey your face looks like you've taken thousand upon thousands of radioactive cum shots from the Hulk Mickey your face looks like Dennis Franz's ass. Pfwwew....I feel much better....oh and I really hope you're in Iron Man 2 Mickey. I'm a big fan. Look, I’m kinda new here so I know people have got on Mickey already. But I missed my turn so I just want to get this off my chest and move forward. Sigh…Okay…

Mickey your face looks like a bed of coral

Mickey your face looks like its the stunt double for Edward James Almos face

Mickey Freddy Kruger saw your face and said “WHAT THE FUCK?”

Mickey your face looks like you dry it with a spike strip.

Mickey your face looks like Hannibal Lecter just used it to breake out of a maximum security prison.

Mickey your face looks like you went down on Paris Hilton without a dental dam

Mickey your face looks like its in mid-facemelt from the ark of the convenant.

Mickey your face looks like you’ve taken thousand upon thousands of radioactive cum shots from the Hulk

Mickey your face looks like Dennis Franz’s ass.

Pfwwew….I feel much better….oh and I really hope you’re in Iron Man 2 Mickey. I’m a big fan.

]]> By: Rotwangchung http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/mickey-rourke-back-in-iron-man-2#comment-181641 Rotwangchung Mon, 09 Mar 2009 17:40:43 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=10824#comment-181641 I listened to the tape and they were actually saying "Turtle Rape Shoe." I listened to the tape and they were actually saying “Turtle Rape Shoe.”

]]> By: Burnsy http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/mickey-rourke-back-in-iron-man-2#comment-181639 Burnsy Mon, 09 Mar 2009 17:38:09 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=10824#comment-181639 Terrance Howard is also back in, according to the homeless man behind Spago, named Terrance Howard. Terrance Howard is also back in, according to the homeless man behind Spago, named Terrance Howard.

]]> By: Stone Soup http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/mickey-rourke-back-in-iron-man-2#comment-181638 Stone Soup Mon, 09 Mar 2009 17:36:52 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=10824#comment-181638 I'll bet you asses to ankles Mickey Rourke smells like a tannery. I’ll bet you asses to ankles Mickey Rourke smells like a tannery.

]]> By: Rock Strongo http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/mickey-rourke-back-in-iron-man-2#comment-181636 Rock Strongo Mon, 09 Mar 2009 17:33:54 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=10824#comment-181636 Perhaps the photographer's question was "Could you name one movie you will not be featured in?" anything to keep his face from breaking their $1100 lens Perhaps the photographer’s question was “Could you name one movie you will not be featured in?”

anything to keep his face from breaking their $1100 lens

]]> By: Rotwangchung http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/mickey-rourke-back-in-iron-man-2#comment-181629 Rotwangchung Mon, 09 Mar 2009 17:23:56 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=10824#comment-181629 Actually Vince, I think this confirms Mickey will in fact, <b>not</b> appear in <i>Iron Man 2</i>, because I have it on good authority that this is his cagey little trick for maintaining his stock of asses. Actually Vince, I think this confirms Mickey will in fact, not appear in Iron Man 2, because I have it on good authority that this is his cagey little trick for maintaining his stock of asses.

]]> By: MaxwellDemon http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/mickey-rourke-back-in-iron-man-2#comment-181625 MaxwellDemon Mon, 09 Mar 2009 17:16:51 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=10824#comment-181625 Completely untainted thread, and I got nothing. A promising week begins. Taint. Completely untainted thread, and I got nothing. A promising week begins.

Taint.

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