HOW DOES MY DICK TASTE!
“Spicy” “Latina” 4 Fast 4 Fourious star Michelle Rodriguez is no doubt one “hot tamale,” if you catch my drift (drift! Get it? Like the cars????). She was coming out of Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills yesterday when some paparazzi accosted her and began asking her questions, which seems really unfair because everybody in Hollywood knows Mr. Chow is where you go to keep a low profile. In the video below, one paparazzo (dat’s a spicy-a douchabag!) asks, “How’s your community service going?” to which the “hot-blooded Hispanic” responds, “How’s the dick sucking going, brother?” See? I told you she’s feisty. And did I mention Latin? Because she is, you know. I think I read that somewhere.
Mira, dat’s why maybe next ju mind jour own beezness, eh puto?
Subnote: The first guy asks her “Do you have any advice for the Octomom, Michelle?” Do these a-holes just pick tabloid headlines at random, or what? Michelle, Michelle! What do you want to say to Patrick Swayze’s pancreas?
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I’m disappointed this is the only post with a “dick sucking” tag.
Michelle: “How’s the dick sucking going, brother?”
Paparazzo: “I’m telling mom.”
Michelle, Michelle! What do you want to say to Patrick Swayze’s pancreas?
GET WELL SOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“How’s the dick sucking going, brother?”
Michelle then tore off her tank top and told the kids to take their vitamins and say their prayers.
“Michelle” is English for “Marimacha”.
YOU NEED A POLARIZING FILTER ON THAT LENS FOR THIS KIND OF SHOT, FAAAAAGGGGGOOOOOOTTTT!
The dick sucking quote is 10x more awesome if you imagine Hulkamania saying it.
This is a woman of proper wit and adventurous spirit. I wonder what she thinks about Tiger Woods baby ?
D’at be two dick steps in one day for Morganstein, mon. He goin’ for de record or some’ting.
Burnsy’s dick taste like the bottom of Morganstein’s shoe.
Did you step in grape gum?
I do the community a service by dick sucking.
I DON’T NEED A FUCKING DESIGNATED DRIVER!!! I LEARNED TO DRIVE DRUNK!!!!!!
Zog in love. Zog wait long time woman can fit coyote in mouth.
Burnsy’s dick hasn’t seen this much action since 1992.
um… I just realized how old that ^^ would make you…
Ouch, Al.
Michelle Rodriguez is a lady!
Burnsy’s dick hasn’t seen this much action since 1992.
That’s when Ginuwine’s “Pony” hit the airwaves. It’s still his ringtone.
Paparazzo: “How’s your community service going?”
*all time and space freeze as Michelle Rodriguez’s thought process begins to churn*
Options:
1) “How’s the dick sucking going, brother?”
2) “How’s the dick sucking going, daughter?”
3) “How’s the dick sucking going, mother?”
and
4) “How’s the dick sucking going, step father?”
Banner Pic:
Worst. Road-head. Ever.
“Burnsy’s dick hasn’t seen this much action since 1992.”
Burnsy, you jacked off to Under Siege, too? Memories.
Yeah, regarding the date… I *may* have been projecting…
Same Macho Queers….
Less Hiding it.
I’M THE LEAD IN THE REMAKE OF V!!!!!
Al: Or you could have talked to his Boy Scout troop leader.
Oh man…Ginuwine’s “Pony” really is my ringtone. Guess I’m going back to “No Diggity”.
As Filmdrunk’s resident “Spicy Latina” I too would like to know how your dick sucking is going today.
Did she ask that while she was sucking his dick or while he was sucking hers?
“HOW’S MY DICK TASTE, TOO???”
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I imagine her saying “How’s the dick sucking going, brother?” as Desmond from Lost.
She was coming out of Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills yesterday
Either Mr. Chow is a restaurant or that was an awesome alien-baby birth those paparazzi got to witness.
Michelle Rodriguez is Danny Trejo re-imagined as an 80s Saturday-morning cartoon.
I wouldn’t let that crazy Mexican anywhere near my junk. Unless, of course, by junk you mean my penis.