MALIN AKERMAN’S ROOMMATE DOES TOURS
03.13.09
I don’t make it a habit to post every parody video that hoves into my view, but I thought this one was sort of cute. The premise is that Malin Akerman’s roommate, played by Nicol Paone (who also wrote the video), has started making money on the side by giving Watchmen fans the Silk Spectre Tour. Paone is relatively unknown, but has a part in Funny People, Judd Apatow’s next movie. Anyway, sorta funny. But it never answers the big question: what the f-ck kind of name is “Malin”? It sounds like something you’d do with partially digested food.
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Malin is Whoreish for “one without shirt”.
That would be a good porn star name: “Nailin’ Malin.”
Got to change the last name though. How about Malin Onherbackforman.
Nicol only needs two more jobs and she can afford to finish her spelling her name.
Malin Akerman lost a lot of acting jobs because the directors said her performances lacked fire.
She was just Malin it in.
OK, I’m sorry.
I was thinking it rhymed with “Fallon”.
Nicol totally pulls off the average-looking girl I’d go home with and would catch me sniffing Malin’s underwear.
*reads the thread for the 4th time*
Fuck!
*starts reading from the top again*
Her name could be Vulvatron for all I care, so long as she keeps showing her tits.
Vince, you are probably right, I was thinking it rhymed with Sarah “Palin.”
Oh, and I didn’t watch the video either, so I am double busted, and not in a Lindsay Lohan way either.
Whats M. Knight Shamaylan doing there?
Beats the hell out of my old roommate that just did all my blow.
@6ways -
Kumar told him where to get free tit grabs. News travels fast in the “Whatever-It-Is-They-Are” community.
What I tell people about my roommate is that he has probably sat on my piss.
Transformers and Green Lantern and Superman shirts. Fuck, these guys are cool!
I tell people not to sit on my toilet seat because my roommate has VD.
My roomates bought me onesies.
What I wanna see is how long I can keep this white shirt clean today.
I give it ’til 11
Does crunchy parts constitute as dirty?
I’m tired of people with their little vintage tee logo shirts. Since when was it cool to walk around looking like a member of the Shirt Tales?
My roommate and I share the same strand of floss because “Niggas is broke these days”.
My roommate shows people all the places we’ve drawn swastikas on each other.
My roommate and I flip a coin for “outside spoon”.
Malin Akerman had me at “cock me”.
To save money on the water bill, my roommate and I shower together.
Who needs a loofah?
My roommate and I have become so close that we finish each other’s sentences. Like, the other day he said, “Hey we just the newest utilities bill…” and I said, “QUIT FUCKING MY MOM!”
Thanks for leaving me in Jonah’s Element.
Me, Chodin and Pauly got an apartment together at the Daisychain Arms.
My roommate left a Post-it on my door that read “Quit jizzing in my shampoo.”
The view is awesome and it has a pool, huh Burnsy.
I really hate it when my roommate brings fuck-buddies back home and asks me to leave for a while so they can use the room.
My wife is kind of insensitive sometimes.
They’re easier ways to make your rent baby. You know what I’m sayin’. Hehehe. Oh you don’t? Okay, two words….tele…marketing.