*SIGH* LOST BOYS 3
03.18.09Unless you’re a total newcomer to this site, you know that Greasy Sax Man video can mean only one thing: Lost Boys news.
TV writer Evan Charnov (Fearless) has been tapped to pen the screenplay for The Lost Boys 3, Warner Premiere’s next direct-to-disc sequel to the classic teen-vamp film from 1987. In addition, Corey Feldman has come on to produce and will also return once again as Edgar Frog. We’re told this film will actually focus on Feldman’s popular character (thank God). Corey Haim’s return as Sam Emerson is highly, highly unlikely at this point in time. [BloodyDisgusting]
At this point, the Lost Boys franchise is less about movies than it is a New Deal scheme to keep the Coreys employed. That only one Corey is occupied is really a waste of investor’s money. The government needs to step in before he goes rape crazy at a petting zoo or starts rapping..
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Lost Boys 3-Sounds like they are keeping score at His favourite elementary school!
I had nothing to do with it this time, Fek.
Looks like Corey Haim’s Bar Mitzvah bonds are finally maturing.
I heard Drew Corey might be in this. And Corey Fisher might play “Princess Leia” if George Lucas will approve it.
Spicoli the vampire: I keep getting older, but I stay the saaaaaaame age.
Lost Boys 4 will answer how mustache got a front row ticket to the Greasy Sax Dude show.
When reached for comment, Corey Haim said “Hello sir, let me ask you something: Are you happy with your phone service?” as I passed him in the mall.
Greasy Sax Dude RULEZ! Even on less than 4 hours of sleep this is enough to make me happy.
Lost Boys 5 will stray from the original story arch, and concentrate on the hard times the band members of Greasy Sax Attack faced before finally breaking up.
Corey Haim’s “I’m serious. I’m ready to work.” picture got him an interview at T.G.I.Friday’s.
Chodin’s review of Lost Boys 3 is guaranteed to cause another Filmdrunkard to go on a Corey-killing rampage.
The only difference between “rap crazy” and “rape crazy” is some “E”.
One more Lost Boys film and Vin Diesel signs on.
I hope Corey Hart does the soundtrack for this.
I hear Vampires are this year’s Zombies.
When he heard the title Lost Boys 3 Michael Jackson said: Awww, only 3?
I don’t think that Donkey Hodey realizes that spicoli is from fast times and not dazed and confused.
Cory Haim is so beyond tweaked at this point. I’m guessing if they did risk getting him involved they’d find him drinking the blood of a hooker in an alley on Sunset Blvd with the explanation he was just trying to get into character. Oh wait…did I spoil the big surprise of Lost Boys 2?
Will we have to endure another full season of the reality show leading up to this direct-to-DVD winner?