- Commando is the best movie ever: the three-part series. My friend would read it, but he’s dead tired. [ScreenJunkies]
- “That’s not a f*cking computer!” A tribute to fake movie operating systems. Great list, but I bought some Clearasil after I read it, just in case. [UGO]
- Ironically, the world’s worst comedian is actually pretty hilarious. [HolyTaco]
- The Chris Brown/Rihanna story, as re-enacted by sock puppets. See? It’s not racist if you use sock puppets. Right? Guys? [DailyFill (also embedded below)]
- Top 5 celebrity names that sound sexual. Ha, “Minnie Driver.” Or wait, maybe that just sounds British. [Meetthefamous]
- Another episode of House Arrest with Andy Dick. [Atom]
- Bullzeye talks to Sean Astin for some reason. What, no homoerotic hobbitt questions? [Bullzeye]
- Ever wondered why Terminators come into the world naked? Because of the gays, apparently. [CollegeHumor]
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That picture is awesome.
It looks just like one that Pauly showed to me.
Exactly like it, one might say.
If there were gay Terminators I think that show would get renewed for another season. Especially if the gay one was Summer Glau. And by gay I mean naked. And by naked I mean all the time.
Pauly also showed me his penis.
I hope that doesn’t show up in a post.
Don’t count your boners before they’re erect, Jacktion!.
There’s still the weekend post…
I blame Pauly for 6ways moving to Holy Taco.
Gay Terminators don’t know how to quit John Connor.
DeFrank, I blame you for my cock’s Facebook status being “hard”.
Pauly you sent 6ways to Holy Taco and you didn’t ask me if I wanted my usual, two extra crispy and an order of fries?
SON OF A BITCH!
**slams down keyboard causing an orange cloud of Cheeto™ dust to rise up just as power strip sparks causing hell on Earth inferno to engulf entire house. Fire department arrives, one is treated at the scene for smoke inhalation and another sustains a career ending back injury from a fall off a ladder.**
All this just for TWO FUCKING TACO’s? Thanks a lot Pal.
Wait a cotton-picking minute…
Bill Hader and Rainn Wilson aren’t the same person?
The more I see Andy Dick the more I want to see Jimmy Fallon under house arrest.
I had to beat my sock puppet’s ass too.
Just cause it was crunchy it thought it was hard.
How did Huge Ass-Man not make the Celebrity Names list
It’s not racist as long as you’re using STOCK puppets. GET IT?
Wait Magic isn’t his real name?