Alien vs. Predator is playing on Sky TV in the New Zealand this week, and they’ve been promoting it with these print ads. It’s funny because aliens don’t play pool! I mean, I’ve never played the Predator but I’ve sure had my money taken by a few sharks! *breaks cue over dick*
[via InspirationRoom]
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No Wii Bowling?
I don’t have time to break
I went to see this movie because I liked Kramer vs. Kramer so much. What a disappointment.
You know they’ve run out of Alien v Predator storylines when the next one is apparently a Romantic Comedy.
No Alien and Predator skiing?
Too soon?
Apatow has gone a total different direction with Superbad 2
That doesn’t look like Foster’s beer that alien is drinking, so i call bullshit on this picture being Australian.
My picture would have been Pauly and a Mountain Lion wrestling.
Is that Alien drinking? I do now want to be the cop who has to test his BAC on the drive home.
MOVIE VOICE OVER GUY: He’s a 9 foot tall anthropoid game hunter with nothing to loose.
POLICE CHIEF: Hand in your badge Predator.
PREDATOR: I got the suspect. What more do you want?
POLICE CHIEF: You skinned Scropoli alive and hung ‘em from the roof.
PREDATOR: He always said he wanted some exposure.
She’s an acid covered xenomorph with two mouths. One to stop trouble. One to make trouble.
RIPLEY: Get away from her you bitch!
ALIEN(Snaps fingers and swivels head): Oh no you didn’t!
This Summer. They’re not just gonna take a bite out of crime. They’re gonna pull out its spine and stick it on a pike.
Predator
Alien
in
CLAW & ORDER
Should have had them playing Space Invaders.
My picture would have been a Mexican landscaper indian wrestling a priest.
It’s nice to see Kiwis taking time away from fucking sheep to come up with clever ad campaigns
>> It’s nice to see Kiwis taking time away from fucking sheep to come up with clever ad campaigns
Too bad that the ad campaign is cleverer than anything in the movie…