03.17.09 KIWIS MAKE ALIENS VS. PREDATOR ADORABLE

No Wii Bowling?

I don’t have time to break

I went to see this movie because I liked Kramer vs. Kramer so much. What a disappointment.

You know they’ve run out of Alien v Predator storylines when the next one is apparently a Romantic Comedy.

No Alien and Predator skiing?

Too soon?

Apatow has gone a total different direction with Superbad 2

That doesn’t look like Foster’s beer that alien is drinking, so i call bullshit on this picture being Australian.

My picture would have been Pauly and a Mountain Lion wrestling.

Is that Alien drinking? I do now want to be the cop who has to test his BAC on the drive home.

MOVIE VOICE OVER GUY: He’s a 9 foot tall anthropoid game hunter with nothing to loose.

POLICE CHIEF: Hand in your badge Predator.

PREDATOR: I got the suspect. What more do you want?

POLICE CHIEF: You skinned Scropoli alive and hung ‘em from the roof.

PREDATOR: He always said he wanted some exposure.

She’s an acid covered xenomorph with two mouths. One to stop trouble. One to make trouble.

RIPLEY: Get away from her you bitch!

ALIEN(Snaps fingers and swivels head): Oh no you didn’t!

This Summer. They’re not just gonna take a bite out of crime. They’re gonna pull out its spine and stick it on a pike.

Predator

Alien

in

CLAW & ORDER

Should have had them playing Space Invaders.

My picture would have been a Mexican landscaper indian wrestling a priest.

It’s nice to see Kiwis taking time away from fucking sheep to come up with clever ad campaigns

>> It’s nice to see Kiwis taking time away from fucking sheep to come up with clever ad campaigns

Too bad that the ad campaign is cleverer than anything in the movie…