03.23.09 KEVIN SPACEY IS SUPER DUPER NOT GAY
Totally talented but definitely not gay actor Kevin Spacey and his definitely not boyfriend with a popped collar and matching shoes were just hanging out the other day, doin what bros do. Namely, staring at The Big Penis book, a coffee table book about big penises. Many thanks to RoboPanda, who also directs us to an Amazon review of said literature…
Oh dear. I am a 70-year-old woman and I just happened across this big penis book in my son’s room. My son is 45 years old and still single. I think he might be gay. That said, his big penis book is now in my room under my bed. So now my 45-year-old single son is probably gay and angry. Well, he should get a job anyway or at least go find some real penis and stop reading about them in books like this. Good Lord this is a big penis book. And I love a big penis. And so does my son, apparently. I give this book ten thumbs up. I can’t believe I never knew he was gay. He should get a job. Maybe as a dancer. Anyway, if you like a big penis, you will like this big penis book. Lord there are big penis’s in this book. I mean big. Oh dear.
I know what you’re thinking, but Kevin Spacey is 49, you jerks. And I’m not in The Big Penis book. I was, uh, busy that day. They definitely called me though. I was probably the first person they thought of.
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KEVIN SPACEY IS SUPER DUPER NOT GAY
Spacey was only looking at the book because he wrote the foreword.
Now THIS is what I call a graphic novel.
I am working on the companion piece, Gigantic Vagina Novel.
I’ve got the ‘Book of Big Vaginas’. It’s a duffel bag that I keep my other books in.
Call it penis envy or whatever, but I like to think that the only kind of women that would like a dick that big are Nags.
*pulls pants away from waist, looks down with dismay, begins crying, eats cupcake*
Here come da dickstepp– Oh god damn it. NO, Wes Bentley. That’s MY heroin. Leave it alone.
Me say no dickstep, mon. Da times dey was da same. WORD ‘EM UP!
The pages of this book stick themselves together.
[winks at oneSo in accordance with rule #7 of the CJC]
This book loses alot when put to audio tape. But having Morgan Freeman reading it was a boon.
*wink*
Yeah well, I’d rather have
six pack absa relatively flat stomach and my penis instead of an elephant trunk cock and hippo’s ass of a gut.Is that dude pregnant?
Is Diedrich Bader his boy toy?
Much to Kevin’s dismay, the book contains photos of fat guys named Richard.
Well, JHC, you just definitively proven you’re straight by noticing that he even has a stomach.
gnu hup!
Are you Kaiser So Gay?!!
Why yes!!! (jazz hands)
Please don’t let that be a pop-up book.
Spacey, finally noticing his friend’s snazzy jacket: “Haha! I love you, Patches.”
(shout out to ma homeez Michelle07 and Rutger H. Word, dawgz)
I imagine Kevin Spacey seeing this and humming DonMcLean’s American Pie: “Did you write the book of love? Oh yes, you did.”
Derrial Book of Firefly likes to carry this around to boost his confidence. “Hey, that’s a big penis, Book”, he would overhear people say.
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