Comments on: KEVIN SPACEY IS SUPER DUPER NOT GAY

By: The Rutger Hauer Experience

The Rutger Hauer Experience — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 05:06:30 +0000

Derrial Book of Firefly likes to carry this around to boost his confidence. “Hey, that’s a big penis, Book”, he would overhear people say.

The Rutger Hauer Experience — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 05:00:12 +0000

I imagine Kevin Spacey seeing this and humming DonMcLean’s American Pie: “Did you write the book of love? Oh yes, you did.”

Guy Who (usually) Looks Like a Thumb — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 00:28:53 +0000

Spacey, finally noticing his friend’s snazzy jacket: “Haha! I love you, Patches.”

(shout out to ma homeez Michelle07 and Rutger H. Word, dawgz)

NoMoPolenta — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 23:42:16 +0000

Please don’t let that be a pop-up book.

JessicaD — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 18:57:54 +0000

Are you Kaiser So Gay?!!

Why yes!!! (jazz hands)

Crapbasket — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 18:18:29 +0000

gnu hup!

RoboPanda — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 18:15:20 +0000

Well, JHC, you just definitively proven you’re straight by noticing that he even has a stomach.

Stone Soup — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 18:14:50 +0000

Much to Kevin’s dismay, the book contains photos of fat guys named Richard.

Armorcladinosor — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 18:14:43 +0000

Is Diedrich Bader his boy toy?

JHC — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 18:09:34 +0000

Yeah well, I’d rather have ~~six pack abs~~ a relatively flat stomach and my penis instead of an elephant trunk cock and hippo’s ass of a gut.

Is that dude pregnant?