03.23.09 KEVIN SPACEY IS SUPER DUPER NOT GAY
Totally talented but definitely not gay actor Kevin Spacey and his definitely not boyfriend with a popped collar and matching shoes were just hanging out the other day, doin what bros do. Namely, staring at The Big Penis book, a coffee table book about big penises. Many thanks to RoboPanda, who also directs us to an Amazon review of said literature…
Oh dear. I am a 70-year-old woman and I just happened across this big penis book in my son’s room. My son is 45 years old and still single. I think he might be gay. That said, his big penis book is now in my room under my bed. So now my 45-year-old single son is probably gay and angry. Well, he should get a job anyway or at least go find some real penis and stop reading about them in books like this. Good Lord this is a big penis book. And I love a big penis. And so does my son, apparently. I give this book ten thumbs up. I can’t believe I never knew he was gay. He should get a job. Maybe as a dancer. Anyway, if you like a big penis, you will like this big penis book. Lord there are big penis’s in this book. I mean big. Oh dear.
I know what you’re thinking, but Kevin Spacey is 49, you jerks. And I’m not in The Big Penis book. I was, uh, busy that day. They definitely called me though. I was probably the first person they thought of.
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KEVIN SPACEY IS SUPER DUPER NOT GAY
Zac Efron has this book on his coffeetable. However he always has to hide it whenever Vanessa Hudgens or any Disney rep stops by.
Book’s title shoulda been “The Penis Mightier than the Sword.”
Let he who has not been distracted by big penis cast the first load.
The greatest trick the homo ever pulled was convincing the world he wasn’t gay
If people want to read a book about a huge prick, why don’t they just wait for George Bush’s autobiography?
Because crayon is hard to put into print form, Rotwang.
Boy, this post reminds me of the ol’ “Bookmark” trick…and why I’m banned from the library.
On the shelf below is “The Big Book of Coming Out”.
Spacey’s waiting for this to come out in hardcover.
Is that where my fucking book is at?
Moooooom!
Banner Pic: “OOOOH, look at that K-Package!”
I can’t wait for the release of this book all over my face.
I’d yell “Here come tha dickstepper” at Rotty but I’m afraid Kevin Spacey might hear me. Then he’ll want to tell me about the grand Old Vic and how Ordinary Decent Criminal was underrated, and then I’ll have to shoot him in the head and then that’ll bring Wes Bentley out of the woodwork to gawk and then he’ll do all my heroin and I NEED that heroin.
(FYIM)
I have to confess - I bought that book. BUT - just to use the jacket to hid my Penthouse collection in. Now my wife won’t think I’m a pervert.
Wait until he sees the pop-up version.
K-Pax blew, so does Kevin.
Borders Clerk: “Would you like me to put the book in a bag?”
Spacey: “No, I’ll just carry it out in my mouth.”
I have to confess - I also bought that book. BUT - just to spank it to.
Vince isn’t in the Big Penis Book. It’s in him.
Why would any dude want to look at a book of big penises? What a gaywad.
Kevin is especially enamored with Chapter 13″-Blue Veined Throbbers.
This book was published on Nantucket.
If they put this book in a window display in my town, the window would get smashed and the book would be stolen to…uh….keep the public from viewing it… yeah.
If my penis was put in literary form, it wouldn’t even fill up the space of a Bazooka wrapper. :-(
Chapter 6 captivated me, Cocks Shaped Like a ?
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