Joaquin Phoenix was recently spotted in Miami sporting the oh-so-convenient EZ Comb (as seen on TV!). I say convenient because it was easier than making t-shirts that say “I’m pretending to have a breakdown!”
[via ONTD, thanks RoboPanda]
"JOAQUIN PHOENIX BE INFOMERCIAL SHOPPIN’"
I prefer the Hairdini, but whatever.
In related news, Corey Haim was spotted slapping Vince’s nuts.
He’s so quirky and unique.
Pretty sure it’s just an elaborate frog trap.
eerily he looks like crazy jew hater mel gibson in that pic
My prison nickname was “EZ Cum”.
I’d love to see the sham-wow guy do the infomercial for this; “Hey camera guy, you gettin this even Joaquin is using the EZ comb, it was made in slave labor camps in Bolivia so you know its good!”
Does it come with the beard or do you have to grow your own?
Now I remember you Pauly
He should try the tampon toupee next.
He should put the mini version of that thing in his moustache to help hold his face together.
Never has crazy been EZer!
I suppose it’s better than the Easy-E Comb, which involves contracting an incurable disease and just letting your hair fall out… in a gangsta stylee. Word.
for a once hollywood big knob he sure is rapidly turning into a sizable chunk of dick cheese.
He should have bought a flowbee.
Did you guys chase 6ways off because he had two accounts? (because I should point out, most of you have multiple accounts). Or was it just your horrendous racism?
Lince, what the fuck are you talking about?
I don’t see what the big deal is. R.Kelly is sponsoring something called a Pee-Dazzler so…
BTK, Ol’ Dirty Harelip here is gonna beef with Chris Brown for stealing his ghetto thunder!
I second Fek’s sentiment.
The Mighty Feklahr considers His racism more “Klan-like” than “horrendous”. Perhaps that is how He got His prison name:
Please Don’t Hurt Me, I’ll Do Anything You Brothas Want!
KU KLUX KLINGON!
i, del, whatever
I just took a shit that looks like a garter snake. Think I might post a picture of it.