SURE, WHATEVER YOU SAY, IRAN
03.03.09
Annette Bening and some other industry people are in Iran right now doing seminars with Iran’s Cinema Association, but Iran’s “art and cinema advisor” is demanding that Iranian filmmakers refuse to meet with the Americans until they apologize. Because of the negative portrayal of Iranians in American films, you see.
“In my viewpoint, it is a failure to have an official meeting with one who is insulting,” said Javad Shamaqdari, the art and cinema adviser to President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
The film “300″ angered many Iranians for the way Persians are depicted as decadent, sexually flamboyant and evil in contrast to the noble Greeks. Iranians also criticized “The Wrestler” starring Mickey Rourke as a rundown professional wrestler who is preparing for a rematch with his old nemesis, “The Ayatollah.” [Who, by the way, is based on the Iron Sheik, who is real, Persian, and probably would've been a lot more offensive] During a fight scene, “The Ayatollah” tries to choke Rourke with an Iranian flag before Rourke pulls the flagpole away, breaks it and throws it into the cheering crowd. [Yahoo]
Minutes later, someone turned to Shamaqdari and asked, “Wait, how do you know these things? Have you seen these decadent American films?” “Well, no… I mean, yes I have, but because–” And they chopped his head off with a f-cking axe.

When Alfre Woodard qualifies as “other industry people” I’m pretty sure the industry is having a slow day.
“The Ayatollah” tries to choke Rourke with an Iranian flag
Had he used the Camel Clutch, all would’ve been forgiven.
During a follow-up Q&A session, Jamad Shamqa-hardword also decried the American pop band The Beach Boys and their insensitive declaration that the nation of Iran should be bombed.
Annette Bening is only there because Warren Beatty has made her an expert at covering her face.
erswi, let’s not mention the outrage elicited by Flock of Seagulls.
If Alfre Woodard really want to make a splash in Iran, she would work up a demonstrative “Brillo Pad” joke!
And why is Alfred Molina there?
Iranians have no reason to be pissed at The Wrestler when one of their largest markets is plastic surgery (look it up). I think they’re moreso angry that a Chihuahua stands very little chance of surviving in the middle of the desert.
It’s my understanding that Iran now has enough nuclear material to build a Michael Bay film.
But BS, it really is so far away!
Iran is just jealous because their names are so long they won’t fit on theatre marquees.
I’d rather be called decadent, sexually flamboyant and evil instead of bland, sexually retarded and gullible. Such is the life of a Nebraska Bohonk, but you don’t hear me whining.
So, has anyone else noticed the new site “Warming Glow”? It looks like a member of the WWTDD/WL/FD family, but I haven’t heard much about it.
BS, it’s written by Matt from WithoutLaughter. He’s now editing WL and Punte has taken over writing WL.
Ahhh, I see. No wonder it’s got several of the WL followers.
Iran should apologize to my numb ass for A Taste of Cherry a decade ago. Crazy fuckers.
American movies aren’t even that popular in Iran. Probably because roughly 80% of them are about a fictional Holocaust.
Movies aren’t even that popular in Iran. Probably because over there, they do have the right to yell “Allah Akbar!” in a crowded theater.
Iran would rather see Annette Bening starring in The Wrestler with the Rock.
“Mal’halla dirk jihad!!!”
(Amadinejad kicks Annette Benning down a well, noone notices)
So they aren’t offended that they are usually portrayed as smelly convenient store clerks? really?
I thought they looked even worse in that South Park episode. They wear clothes and drive around in a car that only a persian would think looks good. Fuck that. People who cant take the time to dry their hair and proceed to wear their hair wet out of the house shouldnt be talking portrayal in anyway. Its just sloppy. Put yourself together man! Yes that is a thinly veided racist towelhead insult. Are they going to send the mongaloid imortal after me? Or the godless heathans chucking magic expolding bombs at me? Or better yet that fat black guy with an untrimmed beard. I dont care because I wear red underwear and a cape all the time.
Relations were restored when Alfre Woodard dedicated The Rolling Stone’s ‘Everybody Let’s Get Stoned’ to Iran on Facebook.
i guess i should ask this because im too lazy to google it. Whats an Alfre Woodard? Sounds like a boner or something. Im going to stick my Alfre Woodard right in your crotch!!! Or something sexy like that. Its how I get the ladies.
Just tell them that everyone in America worships at the altar of Houshmanzadeh and they should leave you alone.