Ice Cube must have a really good agent. It’s only taken him a few years to go from streetwise gangsta to Eddie Murphy with a speech impediment. An impressive feat. His next project is called Ride Along. Oh Please be a fish out-of-water comedy pleasebeafishoutofwatercomedy pleasebeafishoutofwatercomedy...
Cube will play a rogue cop with a soft spot for his sister. When she reveals she’s engaged to an upper-crust white psychiatrist, the cop sets out to destroy the relationship by inviting his future brother-in-law on a ride-along. [Variety]
YAY! Quick, someone get Johnny Knoxville on the phone!
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Ow, my funny bone.
I like my modern blacksploitation comedies neat.
No Ice Cube.
Just keep in mind that The Mighty Feklahr will always have the satisfaction of knowing that if this guy gets too uppity, he will soon be floating in His drink.
*neatly folds pillow case and cleans river-bottom mud off of 4×4*
Upon hearing the news, Eazy E was quoted as saying
Hey, come on guys.
Its Training Day meets…EVERY FUCKING COMEDY WITH A BLACK AND WHITE GUY YOU EVER FUCKING HEARD OF.
When I was little I would poke my sisters soft spot as hard and as often as I could.
..what? You sick sonofabitch! I’m talking about the soft spot in her skull! I am an older brother… ya sick fucks.
Eazy E was quoted as saying….nothing! Because Eazy E is fucking dead man!
HAHAHAHAHA!
Ahhh irony. Thou art my mistress. Command me.
Cube will play a rogue cop
No wonder 911 is a joke in his town.
I guess that’s better than having a hard spot for your sister.
Cube is more of a chocolate brown than a rouge. Maybe even a little yellow skinned, but not a red bone.
Oh shit! Rogue cop! Nevermind.
Zac Efron was in talks to play the brother-in-law, but backed out when he discovered the name wasn’t “Ride On”.
When Cube wrote Today was a Good Day it was about no one getting shot, arrested, AIDS, beaten to retardation, and getting high as fuck.
If he re-wrote it today, it would be about the barrista getting his half caf kona vanilla nut machiato correct and a sale at Macy’s on J. Crew polos.
The Mighty Feklahr and His friends were shocked to find out that Dre, Cube, and them weren’t pro-wrestlers!
I hear next on Ice Cube’s plate is a zombie pic with Nia Long called “Are We Dead Yet?”
After the divorce, Ice Cube’s sister will come to him to help her collect child support, at which point he will inform her to “Get it out yo ass, bitch.”
I know Cube said he was “Down for Whatever” but this is getting ridiculous.
she’s engaged to an upper-crust white psychiatrist
::hops up and down like an excited retard going to the zoo::
Please, oh please let Cube’s character call her fiance “Wonder Bread”!
SmokeEm, the Eazy E joke was funnier when JHC DIDN’T say it out loud.
I’ll give you props though, “Are We Dead Yet” is a terrible idea.
*pray to JHC nobody in any position of power in Hollywood is reading FD today
Eh yo, man, listenda whitey bringin that mufucking Frasia Crane bullsheeit up in heah.
It’s only taken him a few years to go from streetwise gangsta to Eddie Murphy with a speech impediment
Ironically, it’s taken twice as long for Eddie Murphy to go from comedy legend giant paper mache head being towed behind an SUV.
New up.