03.26.09 ICE AGE TRAILER RECYCLES R-RATED GAGS
Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs has a new trailer, and since it’s an animated movie not made my Pixar, I’d normally give it a dismissive wank (or complain again that there are dinosaurs in a movie about the Ice Age) and carry on with my day. However, upon watching it, I was intrigued that Fox is now stealing gags from R-Rated comedies for their kid movies. Check out the chest-waxing shot at the 1:50 mark a lá 40 Year Old Virgin, and the trying-to-milk-a-male-animal joke at the 2:14 mark a lá Kingpin. Brilliant. If I’ve learned anything from those Gary Busey Public Service Announcements, it’s that it’s never too early to start teaching your kids how to masturbate a water buffalo.
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ICE AGE TRAILER RECYCLES R-RATED GAGS
A good x-rated gag would have the Mammoth shooting “milk” out of its nose into the mouth of sabertooth making it throw up onto the chest of the sloth who gets off on it and pulls Scrat out of his ass.
Is that what the Aristocats is about?
The Aristocrats!
I think I already saw this once. Doesn’t that Newman guy from Seinfeld get eaten?
You time-travelling son of a bitch.
You don’t want to hear my version of the Aristocrats, wait, yes, yes you do…
Ok, I’ll admit I liked the first one, but it’s seriously time to stop making Land Before Time movies now.
I do, Crap
Great, more Scratalogical humor…
@ Donk, word.
Or at least give Sc(r)at a full 1hr 20min movie. I could watch that furry little fuck try to bust his nut for hours. Sorta like Ron Jeramy.
@Pulay, I would have to video tape it and post it on YouTube or something, the visual “gags” make the performance.
OK, there are Dinosaurs, why the fuck isn’t Jesus bareback riding them sumbitches?
BLASPHEMER!!
Hey, Sean Penn won an oscar for trying to milk a male animal.
Recycling gags is a good way to spread hepatitis.
Dawn of the Dinosaurs was what we used to call the fat girl down the street.
I like the part where the Wooly Mammoth gets AIDS and sues the city of Philadelphia.
Ah yes, brings back memories of Laura Kightlinger masturbating nearly every animal at the veterinarian’s before the Daily Show found an audience. Probably describes a lot of her weekends nowadays.
Mmmmmm. Water buffalo milk.
I hear Dennis Leary recorded all his lines while in blackface.
Gary Busey knows you can only milk the male animals who are in to it.
A good adult joke in a kids movie is like a good money shot. If you do it right, it’ll fly right over the six-year old’s head.
If pedo jokes ever won COTW Donk…
No worries C-Dog. I do it for my fans.
*fist-bumps chest twice, sticks two fingers up to lips and sticks tongue through, points skyward*
I’m glad to see John Leguizamo hasn’t hung himself yet.
Nyack houp!
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the Alps.
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