Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs has a new trailer, and since it’s an animated movie not made my Pixar, I’d normally give it a dismissive wank (or complain again that there are dinosaurs in a movie about the Ice Age) and carry on with my day. However, upon watching it, I was intrigued that Fox is now stealing gags from R-Rated comedies for their kid movies. Check out the chest-waxing shot at the 1:50 mark a lá 40 Year Old Virgin, and the trying-to-milk-a-male-animal joke at the 2:14 mark a lá Kingpin. Brilliant. If I’ve learned anything from those Gary Busey Public Service Announcements, it’s that it’s never too early to start teaching your kids how to masturbate a water buffalo.
I want more like this!
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