Hey girl, I adopted this stray I found wandering around at the truck stop. He looked really lonely and I wanted to make sure he found a good home. Anyway, I named him Patches. We shared a pack of Lunchables – we’re best friends now. Haha, I love you, Patches.
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Ryan Gosling really wants you to be able to express your anal glands girl.
“Oh no, you urinated in the house, dog. Well, I don’t want you to feel bad so here… *Gosling pees on the wall*… now it’s our home.”
Both Ryan and his dog like cats.
“Who’s a good boy? Who’s a good widdle boy? What’s that, Patches? That’s right, we’re both good boys.”
“No Patches, don’t chew through my fancy jeans…hey wait, you’re right, that is a cool pattern. I love you Patches”
Ryan Gosling’s dog eats its meals with a fork and knife.
Glad to see Ryan and Rachel got back together.
Ryan got Patches neutered so they could be more alike.
Patches will only relieve himself on the pages of Reader’s Digest.
You know how I know you’re gay Ryan. You got rid of McAdams for McGruff.
Ryan Gosling’s dog wears pants.
Ryan gave patches a training collar that softly says “please don’t do that” at the push of a button.
“Hey Patches, if you don’t like your collar we can get you a scarf that matches my coat. How cool would that be? Haha, I love you, Patches.”
Ryan lets Patches lick peanut butter off of his finger, because anything else would be wrong in God’s eyes.
Just keep your bags packed patches, He is going to leave you soon for a younger, more energetic dog once he goes back on the road.
they have a lot in common……..if ryan or the dog dies it will not effect the food chain.
Hey girl, wanna watching my DVD set of Ally McBeal.
This post confused me – are you quoting Ryan Gosling or the dog?
Ryan Gosling’s bottom lip starts wobbling if Patches buries any bones without him.
The difference between Ryan Gosling and Patches? I’d feel badly if somebody kicked Patches to death.
That post is not a terrible set of typos. That’s my Engrish-speaking Goose joke.
@Stinky Peet – It’s how Ryan Gosling would talk had he ate the dog.
“Hey girl, I have to go out of town this weekend, but I was wondering if Patches could stay at your place and keep you safe from intruders.”
Pic1: Hey girl, look, my dog is chinese!
Pic2: Just kidding! He’s american! Ha Ha!
Patches loves to stick his head out Ryan’s soapbox when they run it down Sunshine Hill.
“I’m sorry, girl, I didn’t know your best friend from high school is Asian.”
“Haha, run patches! First at home gets to choose the movie! Haha! I knew you would choose Airbud! I love you Patches!”
Just because Patches is a free spirit doesn’t mean he takes no responsibility.
HOUSTON, WE HAVE A DOG!
If pets are supposed to resemble their owners, Gosling should have gotten a cat.
“Hey Patches, wanna sit down? No? That’s cool, too!”
“Hey Patches, wanna let go of the girly now? No? Haha, you old scalawag. I love you Patches!”