HARRY POTTER 8 OR WHATEVER
03.05.09
Harry Potter and the Half Blood, Prince
Oh look, a new Harry Potter trailer. I forgot they were still making these. Hey, I wonder if Harry knows a spell that makes you go through puberty. I could’ve used that in high school. I mean, uh, junior high.
(trailer below, opens July 17th)
[via Snitchseeker]
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He’s not your lover.
He’s not your friend.
He is something you will never comprehend.
Did Dumbledore just give him an ancient Werther’s Original?
The spell that makes you go through puberty is invoke through the words “Erector Embarrasum”.
Hari Putar and the Half Blue Fence is right on the heels of this gem.
CAN’T FUCKING WAIT!!!
After accidentally winding up with a short man playing a piano in his pants, Harry opted for the new Microsoft 2007 Wand with Spell Check.
I didn’t need a spell to help me through puberty. I had the Sears catalog.
Return to Witch Mountain meets the shitter in the commissary at Disney Burbank. All my life with the secrets and the little boys filled with magic. Make… it… stop.
I didn’t need a spell to help me through puberty. I had the Sears catalog.
WASN’T THAT JOKE AWESOME WHEN I USED IT IN THE “MOM PANTS” THREAD!?!?!
Nope ualPy, it sucked back then, too.
Damn right. And it brought back some great memories.
What’s that lady with the breast feeding bra? You want to undo that snap and let me see your boob? That would be awesome.
Come on over, baby, there’s a whole lotta dicksteppin’ going on!
I personally was a fan of The Wal-Mart weekly.
Harry Potter 8 what? Hermione?
*slinks back to corner to masturbate*
Harry Potter anagram;
Thor try rape
ENOUGH! Morganstein, get your own damn jokes or shut the fuck up.
Is it wrong that my only response to this is to note that, ironically, Harry Potter probably isn’t?
I didn’t need a spell to help me through puberty. I had stolen jokes.
Harry Potter and the Beaten Horse. Not to be confused with Naked Harry Potter and the White Horse.
Harry Potter has a spell that turns a mustache into a harelip toupee.
Prince has cast a spell on Harry.
Come on, if it wasn’t for stolen jokes this website wouldn’t exist.
Prince helped me through high school. Mainly by making me a freaky Prince listening outcast. Thanks!
Harry Potter and the Princoner of Akzaban.
Morganstein, if that were true it would be called Dane Cook, not FilmDrunk.
Come on, if it wasn’t for stolen jokes this website wouldn’t exist.
Spoken like a person whose dad was a banker and whose father was a mailman.
Harry Potter has a spell that turns me into the guy from Double Dragon.
Wait, that’s not Heath Ledger with the guitar?
Oh man, I don’t want Morganstein to be my half-brother.
New up
I would suck every last dick at filmdrunk to make the money Harry Potter will make in this movie. That money could buy a lot of therapy.