Just when you thought this day couldn’t get any creepier after that George Lucas story: Harry Knowles posted a clip of Sly Stallone working out. You know, because watching an HGH-enhanced, 62-year-old man working out shirtless is an essential part of any movie fan’s day, right guys?
“While playing around with a bit of work out footage of Stallone hitting it real hard with weights – he decided that his buddies in Talkback deserved a look at how Stallone was getting chiseled. So, without further ado, here’s the man sweating and glistening.”
Phew, that was good. I think I’m gonna go jerk off. Anyone want to spot me? UNH!! YEAAARRRRRGHHH!!!
AICN has the original video with the original sound. I sort of prefer the one below. The Dude hates the Eagles.
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I’d bet blue dicks to donuts that Harry Knowles is the result of a failed morning after pill.
i just wanted to say “blue dicks to donuts”.
Coulda really broke a sweat if you’d have just lifted Harry Sly.
Harry Knowles takes Human Glucose Hormones.
Its getting to the point where Harry Knowles and Jonah Hill are starting to look like those fat twins on the motorcycles in the Guinness Book or World Records.
Oh Man! Oh God! Oh Man! Oh God! Oh Man! Oh God! Oh Man! Oh God!
*cums and instantly falls asleep*
Harry’s wife has to be unfulfulled in their relationship, and i dig chubby Asian chicks, so give me a call pretty lady!
Harry Knowles glistens bacon grease.
This reminds me of that porno that I watched where two guys were lifting weights together and, they must have known that a horny chick was about to come in because they were both getting ready for her by rubbing on each other’s dicks. Well, I don’t know who cut that film together because the chick didn’t show up until they had each finished and re-dressed. By then, they didn’t even seem interested in doing it with her anymore.
Sly’s so buff he’s going to have to give all his fat clothes to his fat friends [Knowles].
@Donkey
Hodey
That was High School Musical 3
Work out as much as you want, Stallone. It’s not going to make that tattoo look any fucking cooler.
That was High School Musical 3
Oh, no problem then. I’m not embarrassed to tell people I jerk off to Disney stuff.
I always work out with a dude named Hairy Knuckles. He’s gentle as fuck.
Interesting trivia question:
Which would Harry Knowles rather have in his mouth?
Rocky’s Chode or Rocky Road?
You know those cartoons where two dudes would be stuck together on a desert island and eventually one of them would go nuts and look at the other and he’d turn into a big turkey leg?
Harry Knowles wants to have sex with that turkey leg.
Damn, how much time must Sly have spent under the needle to get those shoulders. Oh, and his tattoos look cool too.
Harry Knowles always wishes on stars that someday he’ll get to visit the giant cheese circle in the sky.
If I learned anything by spotting Chodin while he works out, it’s that a 6-pack on your dick takes hard work to get.
The only way this video could get any gayer is if it were filmed in night vision.
<i::: checks his boxers :::
I think I already spotted for ya, Lince.
All that working out and Sly isn’t even sweating?
How is this supposed to be even remotely sexy? That was the intention, right?
I wont even watch. Ew.
If watching guys work out is wrong, Harry Knowles wants a donut.
Harry Knowles breaks a sweat like that working a Twinkie wrapper.
George Lucas applauds the absence of body hair.
Harry Knowles was so inspired watching this he dropped the Super Big Gulp of drawn butter he was drinking.
Stallone: Time to do crunches
Knowles: *Opens a bag of Funyuns* I was just thinking that!
I’ve never been HGH-enhanced, but I have been HIGH before, so…
TERRIBLE form on those skull-crushers (need to keep the elbows in) and he was using his legs on those Hammer Curls (plus – what was he using – 20lbs?).
How on earth does he stay that ripped with such half-assed workouts?
Ohhhhhh
(Yes I know, that was the douchiest post in FilmDrunk history)