GUHHHH…
03.16.09
Management is a new rom-com teaming Jennifer Aniston with Steve Zahn – surprise! He plays a cloying man-child! So in case you were worried Hollywood would never come up with an onscreen pairing less likable than Joaquin Phoenix and Gwyneth Paltrow, rest easy.
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He looks like he jizzed in his pants, and I like it.
Based on that detailed and life-like rendering, I think he’s looking for me.
Or possibly anyone else.
This guy has obviously run out of ideas on picking up women (but it does give me a pretty good idea).
Well, i see Mickey from Natural Born Killers but i don’t see anyone getting their face blown off. Fail.
The picture looks like tranny barbie.
Why didn’t he just make a sign that says, “Have you seen Rachel from ‘Friends’? I want to bone her.”
So are they trying to make me believe that Joanna left that nice Peter Gibbons for Brian the Chotchkie’s waiter and some how ends up with Mickey Knox?
Wow I just watched the trailer – can Steve Zahn get any creepier?
I’d sooner let some guy wearing a hockey mask and wielding a chainsaw into my hotel room, I don’t care how much booze he’s offering **
** A 26 of Crown would do it
Awesome! This is like the A-Z of Things I Don’t Want In My Movies!
This comes from the world of fan fiction. Like the terrible twos, this will pass.
A 26 of Crown.
Is that some metric system bullshit?
Which one is playing the one with down syndrome?
Does Jen Aniston still have no idea why Brad Pitt left her?
Jennifer Aniston puts the age in management.
Management is like some weird mashup of Milfhunter and Corky from Life Goes On.
26 oz, Crappy. Maybe you call it a fifth? In any case, you’d be wrong.
If me being wrong works for ya, I’m that. [sexy finger guns, touches ass, makes 'sssssst' sound]
Steve Zahn is like my little retarded brother. Except he didn’t die at birth.
Whackety shmackety doo
I like Jen, she is aaaallllmost damaged enough to be my girlfriend. One, maybe two more failed relationships and a total collapse of self respect and I’m up in that motherfucker!
She’ll be 52 then. I wouldn’t bother.
/hopes to discourage Crapbasket so i can steam in. Not necessarily for a piece of Jen pie. I’d just like to be the guy that tips her over the edge. Literally. I fucking hate Friends.
If the movies have taught me anything about guys who manage a hotel, it’s that they’re perfectly trustworthy and balanced.
/rolls eyes
It’s actually 25.36 oz.
It’s actually 202.88 drams, or about nineteen small pill bottles lined up on the pharmacy counter and filled near the top. Which is how I drink my Crown.
TELL THE NURSE TO TURN UP MY JENNIFER ANESTHETIC
Tell the nurse I’m ready for my prostate exam.
This movie would be a lot more believable if Steve Zahn paid Jennifer Aniston for sex and then he got chlamydia.
“** A 26 of Crown would do it.”
I can offer a pint of Old Grandad and a half a pack of Salem Lights if you’re interested.
This movie would be worth watching if the entire thing took place in the World Trade Center on the morning of September 11th, 2001.