03.12.09 GRR, RETARDED FIGHT CLUB!
Seven employees at a Texas imbecile asylum (that’s what they’re called nowadays, right?) have been suspended for allegedly staging a retard fight club.
“Corpus Christi Police Captain Tim Wilson says the fight clubs were uncovered when someone gave an off-duty police officer a cell phone containing videos of fights at the Corpus Christi State School. Wilson says the videos show mentally disabled adult clients punching, shoving, and striking each other while the employees watch.” [Breitbart]
“Authorities say vivid video footage captured on cellphone cameras shows staffers goading young mentally disabled male residents of the institution into physical altercations, then shoving them at each other until fights ensued.” [DallasNews both via /Film]
I think any type of fighting, even dueling, is acceptable as long as both parties are willing combatants. And if no one’s being forced to fight, there’s nothing wrong with wanting to watch. With retarded people it’s a tough call. It’s hard to say whether they have the mental capacity necessary to know what they’re getting themselves into. Plus, it’s hard to get them to sit still long enough to attach the blades to their forelimbs.
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GRR, RETARDED FIGHT CLUB!
Retarded Fight Club might be the most sexiest phrase I’ve ever heard. If televised, it would make BILLIONS!!!
Were there kangaroos there, too? Oh god let there have been kangaroos.
Yo, I heard these fighters were all trained to kickbox Mongloidia
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The first rule of Retarded Fight Club is….ADUHHHHHHHHH
The second rule of Retarded Fight Club is….ADUUHHHHHHH
The webbing on their fingers leave a hell of a mark when they slap you!
Just when we’re ready to let Texas go, they do something like this to totally redeem themselves.
Must.Get.Recording.
Tyler Durden: Guys, what would you wish you’d done before you died?
Steph: Paint a self-portrait.
The Mechanic: Build a house.
Tyler Durden: [to retarded fighter] And you?
Retarded Fighter: huhuh…Eat cheetos…lots of cheetos..huhuhuh
Best way to get retards to fight is to throw an open snickers bar in the middle of a circle of them, and tell them it’s a turd.
1. With the exception of Eib and other people I like who live in Texas (including my own family), aren’t most people in Texas retarded already, making the issue of their mental abilities moot?
2. “Authorities say vivid video footage” …make up your mind. Either it was Vivid Video, or it was Fight Club. Don’t promise me fucking and deliver punching, then it’s just Tuesday night at Chris Brown’s house.
The kid with Aspergers has no comment on this story.
Retared Narrator: When you’re retarded everything you say comes out in vowels.
Retarded fight club members manufacture thoap.
Turns out it was just one kid and a mirror. A really angry mirror.
The autistic kid was responsible for organizing the whole thing.
Tyler Durden:I want you to shit yourself…as hard as you can
[open up retard joke book]
How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None you fucking idiot! You can’t even fit one retard in a lightbulb!
Come to the retard fight: It’s a knock-down’s drag-out brawl!
Tyler Durden: You’re the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the wor-GODDAMMIT! I didn’t mean start singing and dancing!
Two retards walk into a bar, bartender says, “Hey retard, what can I get ya?”
Retard says, “YNaaaarrgh!!”
Retards fight till they’re burger
The first rule of retarded fight club is wipe off your drool, dude.
I’m writing the screenplay of this where one patient in particular is trying to make a comeback years after his prime: Don’t Bring Me Down’s
FD’s copyright check better be in the fucking mail.
Wait. Now I’m wondering if Vince actually gets the COTW prizes from distributors or from the bargin bin at Wal-Mart and just pockets the difference from the checks.
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