
Seven employees at a Texas imbecile asylum (that’s what they’re called nowadays, right?) have been suspended for allegedly staging a retard fight club.
“Corpus Christi Police Captain Tim Wilson says the fight clubs were uncovered when someone gave an off-duty police officer a cell phone containing videos of fights at the Corpus Christi State School. Wilson says the videos show mentally disabled adult clients punching, shoving, and striking each other while the employees watch.” [Breitbart]
“Authorities say vivid video footage captured on cellphone cameras shows staffers goading young mentally disabled male residents of the institution into physical altercations, then shoving them at each other until fights ensued.” [DallasNews both via /Film]
I think any type of fighting, even dueling, is acceptable as long as both parties are willing combatants. And if no one’s being forced to fight, there’s nothing wrong with wanting to watch. With retarded people it’s a tough call. It’s hard to say whether they have the mental capacity necessary to know what they’re getting themselves into. Plus, it’s hard to get them to sit still long enough to attach the blades to their forelimbs.



Retarded Fight Club might be the most sexiest phrase I’ve ever heard. If televised, it would make BILLIONS!!!
Were there kangaroos there, too? Oh god let there have been kangaroos.
Yo, I heard these fighters were all trained to kickbox Mongloidia
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The first rule of Retarded Fight Club is….ADUHHHHHHHHH
The second rule of Retarded Fight Club is….ADUUHHHHHHH
The webbing on their fingers leave a hell of a mark when they slap you!
Just when we’re ready to let Texas go, they do something like this to totally redeem themselves.
Must.Get.Recording.
Tyler Durden: Guys, what would you wish you’d done before you died?
Steph: Paint a self-portrait.
The Mechanic: Build a house.
Tyler Durden: [to retarded fighter] And you?
Retarded Fighter: huhuh…Eat cheetos…lots of cheetos..huhuhuh
Best way to get retards to fight is to throw an open snickers bar in the middle of a circle of them, and tell them it’s a turd.
1. With the exception of Eib and other people I like who live in Texas (including my own family), aren’t most people in Texas retarded already, making the issue of their mental abilities moot?
2. “Authorities say vivid video footage” …make up your mind. Either it was Vivid Video, or it was Fight Club. Don’t promise me fucking and deliver punching, then it’s just Tuesday night at Chris Brown’s house.
The kid with Aspergers has no comment on this story.
Retared Narrator: When you’re retarded everything you say comes out in vowels.
Retarded fight club members manufacture thoap.
Turns out it was just one kid and a mirror. A really angry mirror.
The autistic kid was responsible for organizing the whole thing.
Tyler Durden:I want you to shit yourself…as hard as you can
[open up retard joke book]
How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None you fucking idiot! You can’t even fit one retard in a lightbulb!
Come to the retard fight: It’s a knock-down’s drag-out brawl!
Tyler Durden: You’re the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the wor-GODDAMMIT! I didn’t mean start singing and dancing!
Two retards walk into a bar, bartender says, “Hey retard, what can I get ya?”
Retard says, “YNaaaarrgh!!”
Retards fight till they’re burger
The first rule of retarded fight club is wipe off your drool, dude.
I’m writing the screenplay of this where one patient in particular is trying to make a comeback years after his prime: Don’t Bring Me Down’s
FD’s copyright check better be in the fucking mail.
Wait. Now I’m wondering if Vince actually gets the COTW prizes from distributors or from the bargin bin at Wal-Mart and just pockets the difference from the checks.
Let’s Get Ready to Mumble!!!!!!!
Retard is walking down the street with no pants and a big boner. Old lady says, “Oh pardon me sonny, but you’re retarded and your little retard is hanging out.”
Retard says, “Blaaarghh!!”
Wasn’t this already the Nacho Libre story?
Vince gets his COtW DVDs from Obama.
FIGHT TWO DEMONS!!!!!!
My money is on Master Blaster.
I know there’ve been others but I’m pretty sure the first rule of RFC is no Jerry.
They fucking hate that dude.
Or, alternately, we could play up the love story and call it Down’s With Love. I’m not married to the title.
I am Jack’s down’s syndrome
It’s the Down of a new day in MMA!
Retard goes to the doctor. Doctor says “Hey retard, what’s up?”
Retard says, “Frrrrappppp!!”
Of course this really is all just prelude to selling my “retards-in-the-navy” script, Down’s Periscope.
Retard Fight Club Heavyweight champ….Sloth
Alternate headline: UFC gets Down to business
J, The Mighty Feklahr is sure He subspace communiqued you your cut of that event? DAMN FERENGI LAWYERS!
Retards: Better than fucking the comatose.
Hey! What’s the difference between Sarah Palin’s mouth, and her snatch?
What comes out of her snatch is only half retarded!
Corky is not pleased with us. Not pleased at all.
Retarded fight promo:
“I’m here to kick some ass and eat some boogers, and I’m all out of boogers!”
Currently I’m trying to work out the ending to my screenplay about the world’s clumsiest retard, A Slipping-Down’s Life.
Who’s running this? Tyler Burden?
“Next week on a very special UFC Fight Night…”
Retard walks into a bar with a duck on a leash, bartander asks, “Hey retard, where’d you get the duck?”
Retard says, “Maaarnyfar!”
The ring girls are all wearing tube socks and holding up placards that say thive
I wonder what Ricky thinks of all this.
Sure, it starts out as a retard fight club but before you know it, it’s a retard gang war. I heard some mongoloid from St. Louis is goin’ Downs-downs baby, yo street in a Range Rover.
I heard a couple of these guys do a wicked cover of “Kryptonite” under the name “3 Down’s Door.”
Retarded fight club was just the beginning. Now it’s moved out of the basement. It’s called Project Mongo.
There is only one rule in Retarded Fight Club and that’s no hitting below the belt. So that pretty much leaves you the shoulders and the head.
I heard a couple of these guys do a wicked cover of “Kryptonite” under the name “3 Down’s Door.”
“If I’m a retard hey will you still call me Superman?”
Kool & The Gang’s special olympics charity concert was a success until they played “Get Down’s On It.”
Wanting to know who ratted them out, Retarded Snow is out looking for the informer.
…A licky windows downs
Heard during the brawl was Disturbed’s Downs With the Sickness
OOH AH AH AH AH!!!!
So linger on the sidewalk where the neon lights are pretty… DOWN’S TOWN!
Downs in the valley/
Your forehead so loooooow/
Hang your head over/
and drool on your dick you water headed retard!
Do they have people to reassure the loser after the fight?
Are they called Downs comforters?
This news will drop the Downs Jones average another 150 points.
I told a girl I wanted her to go downs on me and she tried to give me head. Dumb bitch.
DOR SHO GAH!!
The IT nazis have blocked Warming Glow.
But still not FD or WL?
[concern]
Instead of forcing them to fight, why didn’t they just have one tard steal another tard’s elephant? It’s the way nature makes people fight.
I have to say, I was a little worried that everyone here would be too timid about the subject matter and afraid to make fun of retards.
Then I read the posts and there is some foul, straight-to-hell quality stuff here.
*single tear*
God Bless You FilmDrunkards. God Bless You All.
I wonder if the retards eat the soap that the guys in regular Fight Club make?
The theme song would have to be “Chop Suey” by Syndrome Of A Down’s.
It’s 8:30 AM here, right now. I see this thread and feel like I’m late for a party.
Retarded Fight Club went on to become WWE Smackdowns.
Most common injury in retarded fight club? Bitten-off tongues.
the first rule of retarded fight club is everyone wins at retarded fight club..