GET READY FOR ’5AST AND 5URIOUS’
03.16.09
Dude, look. Craft services finally got those handi-snaks I asked for.
At a recent 4 Fast 4 Furious press junket, Paul Walker was asked about the possibility of a sequel. Because really, what else are you gonna ask at a Fast and Furious press junket. “So… what was it like working with… cars?” Said Walker:
“I’ve heard it in the rumor mill. I’ve spoken with executives at Universal at this point and they’re pretty serious about it. They’re developing it. They know where they want it to take place. They want to do it in Europe.”
[Asked if he'd want to be involved} "I don’t know. I’d really want to put time into it. I don’t think it’d be too hard to make the best one yet [Editor's Note: Because we're barely half-assing it now.]. I don’t think the best one has been made yet. If we were to go make a 5th one it would be the best one. Otherwise let’s not do it.” [collider]
Aw, isn’t it cute how handsome movie stars think you automatically get five chances to do something right? Nah, hold up, dude, one more take. I think I can get my face to move this time.

George Lucas thinks this is getting pretty fucking ridiculous.
In Europe, instead of a tree of lights or a woman dropping a scarf to begin a drag race, they play ‘The Final Countdown’.
This sounds just like an architect. “Sure, I know my first few designs for that bridge caused it to collapse four times, but THIS one is my best yet! I used a spirograph this time.”
I’m not so sure Michelle Rodriguez’s P.O. is going to accept making a fifth Fast & Furious movie as a good enough reason to leave the States.
call statham
The only movie that should involve Paul Walker and the number 5 is “Paul Walker Blows 5 Guys In 5 Minutes”. That fits like a glove.
If we were to go make a 5th one it would be the best one. Otherwise let’s not do it.
Any word on why they made the first four then?
I’ve spoken with executives at Universal at this point and they’re pretty serious about it. They’re developing it.
I imagine development stage at Universal to involve building a fort and drawing cars on the kitchen wall. When mom sees it, they run over to Fox’s place and hide in the treehouse.
I don’t think it’d be too hard to make the best one yet. I don’t think the best one has been made yet.
Translation: This movie? The one I’m currently promoting? Not very good. At all.
So, Terry Gilliam has trouble finding backing and distribution, and this shite just keeps getting pumped out.
Paul Walker wants them to stop after five because he doesn’t want to have to grow another finger to keep track.
INTERCEPTED CALL BETWEEN PAUL WALKER AND UNIVERSAL EXECUTIVES
Paul: Hey bro. Heard about a Fast & Furious 5 bro. What the dealy?
Univeral Execs: Who the fuck is this?
Paul: Its me bro. P-Walk.
Universal Execs: Paul? Paul. What did we say about calling?
Paul (Sighs): Don’t.
Universal Execs: Thats right. Now, as per your contract, you have been sent your 4 Latin 16 year old boys correct.
Paul: No, no. Their great. Emilio is very gentle.
Universal Execs: Good. Why don’t you get back to that.
Asked where, exactly, in Europe he’d like to see them go, Walker answered “I dunno, the capital or something”.
Walker: I have the best fucking idea for F&F 5!
Exec: Go on, we’re listening
Walker: So It’s me and Vin and we gotta win this race or some shit to save some lives or whatever. Anyway, it’s a street race from LA to London. Whaddya think?
Exec: *into intercom* Miss Robinson, could you please send in Mr. Walker’s handler?
I’m glad it’s set in Europe. It’s a lot easier to give the driver head when the passenger seat is on the left.
When the producers told Weller that the next sequel would have a product placement by Citroen, he complained that only fags drink flavored vodka.
Mr D, that is not entirely true. At least, thats not what your Mom said.
If only they had made Point Break 5 so they’d have a story to take from.
You just know they’ll call it Fa5t and Furiou5