03.09.09 FRANK MILLER’S CHARLIE BROWN

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Lucy: Will kicking this football bring you satisfaction, my son? Kicking a helpless, old, football?

Charlie Brown: Kicking? No. No satisfaction. Everything up until the kicking, will be a gas.

Charlie Brown Narration: I take away his weapons

-Neuters Snoopy-

Charlie Brown Narration: Both of them

I’d like to see Micheline Connery take a crack. Me likey the outsider art.

No, you shouldn’t have said anything.

Charlie Brown: It wasn’t you losers who killed Sally. The guy who did that knew what he was doing. Still, you got to have something to tell me. Like who it was who sent you.

Goon:Waaaa Wa ….Waaaa Waa Waa Waaaa

Charlie Brown: I don’t hear you giving me any names, jerk. Guess when I shot you in the belly, I aimed a little too high.
[shoots him in the crotch]

I thought Jessica Alba already played the Great Pumpkins. HEYOOOOOOOOOO!

Please tell me that Woodstock is a blood thirsty raven in this series…

Charlie Brown: Peppermint Patty’s my parole officer. She’s a dyke, but God knows why. With that body of hers she could have any man she wants.

Where’s the part where it’s “unintentionally” implied that Linus wants to fuck Charlie Brown? Er, no wait, Frank Miller wouldn’t include homo-eroticism. Gay stuff is for fags.

Yeah, that’s the ticket.

Frank Miller’s Charlie Brown doles out his fair share of good grief.

In Frank Miller’s world, Lucy isn’t doling out psychoanalysis for 5 cents.

In Frank Miller’s Peanuts comic, Pig Pen is radioactive.

Frank Miller’s Schroeder only plays a pipe organ.

It’s the goddamn Snoopy.

Is this any relation to Weapon Brown?

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