No real news to report on this one, just the first picture of Johnny Depp as Paul Kemp in the adaptation of Hunter S. Thompson’s Rum Diary. In other Hunter Thompson-related non-news, check out this sort of NSFW drawing. +10 if you get the Hunter Thompson reference.
[depp via popsugar, pope via CHUD's twitter]
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Is that something else they found in Michelle Owen’s recycle bin?
If the pope was injecting a syringe full of liquor into the dog, I’d kinda get the reference.
Is it a Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas reference? I’m guessing the dog lost all his money at Blackjack and had to whore himself out to the man in the fancy hat.
Is this from one of HST’s gonzo coloring books?
Is this a depiction of rapal infallibility?
/I have many questions!
It’s the thing with the pope and a dog. Now give me my +10 dexterity.
Not pictured: knicknack, paddywhack.
Well, I did reference the ether binge last thread.
If you need me, i’ll be in the Lab.
I know! I know!
He’s “screwing the pooch” which was in a Tom Wolfe book and Tom Wolfe was a big fan of Hunter S. Thompson.
This looks like a storyboard for Angels and Demons.
“Dogs fucked the Pope. No fault of mine…”
The only reason why Johnny Depp signed up for this movie is because he wanted to go to the place where you could get liquor out of the cows.
I know something those two pictures don’t have in common. One gives me a raging nerd clue and the other shoots it in the head.
Rum Diary – what Crazy Bruce writes in every night before he goes to bed.
The Vatican just called. They said “Thank-a God-a he’s-a not-a fucking a kid-a.”
Raunchy Pope on Puppy Action
Is that the direct to DVD sequel of “All dogs go to heaven?”
That’s a sketch from Thomas Kincade’s college days.
The Vatican titled this picture “Every Dog Has His Day”.
Red Rover Red Rover. Can Pope Benny come over?
That picture inspired Michelle Owen because, hell, if the pope can get away with it, so can she.
The pope likes to get a little Hair of the dog.
The Pope just misunderstood when the dog said he wanted to get into a missionary position.
Somewhere, Michiline Connery weeps.
Why the fuck is the luck dragon under the bed?
You know, because the rest of it makes sense.
Something was lost in translation when they asked the pope to create a diocese.
If you think this is disturbing, you should see what he did to the Cardinal!
some people tell me i look like johnny depp. then im like “johnny depp in your bum!”
No, it’s totally cool. 7 in dog years is like 49.
Quite excited for this actually. When I went to live in the Caribbean I read the Rum Diary on the plane out there. Also when going on vacation you should always read Fear and Loathing in Vegas to get you in the mood.
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the pope gets up in that dog deep;
Should I die before I wake,
I pray puppies will they make.
NOT IN THE RECTORY!!!!
As the Pope was finishing he shouted, “Let us SPRAAAYYY!!!”
I think I just found my first tatoo.
What do you expect, that dog is clearly a Jew.
You know what perturbs me, that pic is taken off of a TV screen.
This very famous painting is titled ‘The Last Pupper’
He really means it this time!
Hey it’s all good if the dog isn’t gay.
I would totally bang that Pope.
I MEAN DOG! I MEAN POPE!
What the fuck Pope?! I said meet my dog! Not ea meat, ee meet!
So… is this movie going to be any good?
Does the Pope fuck dogs?
Uhhh…what?
Now that that dog has Benadict, he’ll never be the same.
[sic that Benedict, BTK]
Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
Say two Hail Marys, three Our Fathers, and seven B-I-N-G-Os and go with God, my son.
Since no one else said it:
“Oh god! Oh dog! Oh god! Oh dog! Oh god! Oh dog!”
Anybody else smell sulfur?
Pope Dogs, now with creamy mayo filling.
How much is that doggy in the window? The one with the Pope in his tail…
The Pope is just checking that dog for hairyticks.
I am most disturbed by the Pontiff’s pubes.
this is just what gary busey sees. all the time.
And never have Bob Barker’s words been more profound, “Have your pet spayed or neutered.”
this is what happens when the vatican looks up the definition of sexual acts on urban dictionary.
The Pope has confused that dog with a lay person.
That must be a really good dog.
this picture should follow with “comment ending in 00″ decides what we do next!”
HOLY FUCK!!!!
New non blasphemer post up