FILMDRUNK WEEK IN REVUE
03.14.09Here at FilmDrunk, instead of working on the weekends, we suggest you go back and re-read the best posts of the week. Here they are:
10. Frank Miller’s Charlie Brown. “Schultz City: That Yellow-Shirted Such and Such.”
9. Three words: Turtle Rape Shoe.
8. Chodin reviewed I Love You, Man. I didn’t like it as much as he did (it was very funny, but also painfully conventional), but how could I not post a review that includes the line, “That’s when an invisible hose extends from your theater seat and milks the funny from your anus.” But… wouldn’t it be shooting funny into your anus? Your argument is invalid.
7. Chuck Norris decided he wants to run for Prime Magician of Narnia or some crap.
6. This 4 Fast 4 Furious clip will satisfy your appetite for XTREME GEAR SHIFT CLOSEUPS! OOH WHA-A AA-AA!
5. I weighed in on Watchmen. I think it’s worth seeing and I don’t even like comic books. But keep in mind, ladies, the penis is CGI.
4. Awesome clip from Tough Guys Don’t Dance (try telling that to Hugh Jackman). Oh God Oh Man Oh God Oh Man!
3. It’s revealed that George Lucas wanted Indiana Jones to be a statutory rapist. “It’s just not interesting after 15.” Amen, brother.
2. RETARDED FIGHT CLUB! That is all.
1. Trailer for the heartwarming soon-to-be indie drama Charley the Retarded Cat. I’ve watched this probably fifteen times and I still laugh so hard tears roll down my cheeks every time. Granted, I have problems, but still.



The last time I saw some retard cat is when Beth let me get to 3rd base when I caught a ride home from school on the short bus.
Last time I spent a week in a revue was Naked Boys Singing!. Couldn’t find the exit after poking my eyes out. Silly me!
Chodin put on his Sexman teeth to review that movie.
Watchmen was a blast but i hope Zach Snyder’s got all that limb breaking stuff out of his system. Eesh. There were times when the movie sailed pretty close to the Monty Python sketch: Sam Peckinpah’s “Salad Days”.
I want that cat inside
memy house.See? All the cool shit happens in Texas.
*Does Gargoyle Keg Stand*
BLAAAAAAAAAAARRHHGG!!!
I e-mailed that Charley video to my buddy, Erwin Schrödinger. He may or may not have found it amusing.