SEE PAUL WALKER ACT, KINDA!
03.12.09
After the jump, I’ve got a BRAND NEW XTREME CLIP from the upcoming 4 FAST 4 FURIOUS, featuring PAUL WALKER and VIN DIESEL, in an XTREME CAR CHASE. A lot of people BAG on these Fast and Furious movies for being DUMB. But the makers of 4 FAST 4 FURIOUS aren’t DUMB, they just know what GUYS WANT, right BROS? Namely, REACTION SHOTS and SOUND EFFECTS and CLOSEUPS OF PEOPLES’ HANDS SHIFTING! Oh my GOD, was that someone’s FOOT pressing down on the GAS PEDAL? I can’t take it, it’s TOO XTREME! **xxtreeeme prolapse**
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Fast & Furious = Rate of speed I’d run out of a theater showing this.
This looks like one of the greatest films in the world. I would–wait, what? This is not a comedy? Oh fuck this then.
Paul Walker could act his way out of a paper bag. Perhaps if the bag was filled with glue.
Broseph, you’re killing my buzz, brah. The video’s not showing up, brostein. Just like my dad after he went out for cigarettes.
BAM! THERE’S THE FUCKING VIDEO!
The retarded version of this would be called Down’s Shift. Or just “Not Too Fast, Entirely Too Furious.”
From retard fight club to retard car club. Nice transition buddy.
This is like Death Race, except instead of comically awesome brutality it involves sloppy rimjobs.
@B.K.
Well from was reported from the PAs on the set Paul Walker did have Special Needs.
True story: Back in the day I used to hide/watch Paul Walker’s money in the Cayman Islands. He has more money than you’d think…
Kevin James is making a movie about this dude exercising indoors.
Paul Walker: Mall Walker, coming January 2011!
In scenes that Michelle Rodriguez wasn’t in, she stood behind the cameras and yelled, “VROOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!”
I heard that in this one there is a deleted scene where Walker loses a race and as a forfit has to suck Michelle Rodriguez’s dick. After she finishes in his mouth he snowballs it into Vin’s mouth. Yeah… just like that…
Paul Walker the retarded Jedi does the same thing for a car that a spoiler does, creates downforce.
Michelle Rodriguez calls her clit the gear stick.
I would like to believe that everyone that is bashing this movie is going to abstain from seeing it but I am fairly certain that 60% of the people that are talking shit about this movie will end up being “dragged” to the theater to see it…
This post applies to ALL people not just the commenters above and fellow drunks.
The only time I’m dragged to the theater is when Pauly gets a new bottle of chloroform / fixes the lock on his trunk.
Well damn, now I’m going to have to see it just so that I can’t ever say I’ve been a member of a minority.
@paulnuts
Fact
I will not see this movie.
Fact
I’m picturing Vince as a Carnival Barker:
“See Paul Walker Act! Marvel at the spectacle of $2000 cars with $6000 worth of vinyl graphics! Watch in HORROR as Michelle Rodriguez devours a GIANT CHIMICHANGA!”
Paul, you’re NUTS!
Fact.
The Fast/Furious franchise is based on a wet dream that Chodin had about Tuti from Facts of Life.
Fact.
Fact.
Burnsy doesn’t know how to spell Tootie.
Fact
They wanted to call it Fast & Furious 4 but Paul kept asking “For what?”
FACT
Vin Diesel shaves his head with a die grinder
FACT
Fact.
The only time I got “dragged” at the theater is when paulnuts untucked his dick.
Fact.
Fact.
The guy in that banner picture is about to be sick.
Fact.
Fact.
If Burnsy needed a spellchecker in his life he’d have married Ashkay Buddiga.
Fact.
Fact.
“Pauly Walker” is when I drink Johnnie Walker and steal a car.
I’m making a cutesy remake of this called Fur Fast Fur Furious starring a parrot named Paul Squawker, a hermit crab named Mi-shell Rodriguez, and Vin Weasel.
How would that parrot taste?
His car has a rainbow bumper sticker that reads “Brick on me, Bro”
I’m trying to convert my car to that new Vin-Diesel system.
Paul: How come I can’t shift out of first?
Pauly: Cause that is my dick you’re shifting….. aaaaaaaaaand I came.
The retarded parrot would taste like it had extra Y.
So, his name is Paul Walker but in fact he’s driving? Why didn’t Fox think of this earlier?
That parrot-movie sure sounds XXYTREME, guys.