Watchmen opens on 1600 screens at midnight tonight (or midnight tomorrow, depending on how you want to look at it), moving to a full release in 3,611 locations tomorrow, the most ever for an R-rated film. In honor of it finally being here, after the jump I’ve got every Watchmen video released online so far, edited into one and put in their correct order. I haven’t watched it because I’m seeing the whole thing tonight and I don’t want to spoil my appetite for gratuitous slow motion. *peeking between fingers* Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissss iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit ooooooooooovvvvveeeeeeeeerrrrrrr yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet?????
Thanks to Eisentower30 for making and sending this.
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I wont pee……..
aw damn.
I was gonna piss myself regardless, so I’ll watch.
I once did that with the Sexman videos. If you fast forward through it, his tooth gap sends a message in morse code. It’s a distress signal, I think.
God help me, the reviews haven’t been great, but I know I’m still going to end up ssssssseeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnngggggggg this.
Funny, I’ve been asking “is it over yet” about this for a while now.
Pictured: Jokey Smurf Livedoll
Dr. Manhattan’s O Face scares me.
I’m going to be home for Spring Break working in a movie theatre this weekend. God help me…
The guy on the right looks super angry when I squint my eyes. So do I.
I’m only going to see this movie so I can tell everyone that the book was better in a really condescending manner. I hate people.
Reese, just throw the nerds there to see it a comic book and a porno… they’ll be distracted long enough to make your escape
Well, since there’s really nothing more to talk about, I have a question. If Dr. Manhattan is some kind of energy being who’s only human-shaped because his conciousness makes him that way, does he have an appendix?
I HAVE TO KNOW!
I don’t know Donk, but I can see that he doesn’t have a uvula!
Does that mean he doesn’t have a gag reflex either, Chino?
If he does have an appendix, then him and I have at least one thing to talk about backstage at a Blue Man Group show.
This movie is gonna make Steven Segal hugging a panda look like Steven Segal mouth sexing a panda!
THAT’D BE TWO THINGS!!!
Wait, what?
I pee’d yesterday when I saw the Public Enemies trailer..and since that’s tagged onto Watchmen tonight let’s just say the people around me are not going to have a good time at the show.
I’m bringing extra pants.
I’ll be there to clean up your Goobers, Jess.