Hot on the heels of Chris Klein’s epic acting job from Street Fighter the other day comes a new clip from another awesome-looking Fox film, Dragonball. Considering the characters can fly and do magic, you’d at least expect them to do something halfway cool, but instead they just play grabass on a tightrope until the white kid with stupid hair (seriously) flicks a beetle into the old guy’s mouth and the old guy counter attacks with some sort of magic jizz ball. The whole thing looks like it came from the cutting floor of Power Rangers. With choreography this campy and lame, why even bother spending money on wire fighting? They might as well be Polish boxing.
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Prepare to eat dirt is what I said at my dad’s eulogy.
From the looks of Goku’s hair, he must have found some extra hair gel at Ben Stiller’s house.
Don’t be a ill pickle. Where a condom every time.
“Restricted from playing outside the US”. This time, I don’t care.
Uproxx is being a fucking retard, again. I don’t see any pics.
Where the fuck did everyone go? I hear things, but…oh shit. It’s true what they say! I can’t see! I thought maybe the shaving of the palms was just a hormone imbalance. Oh well. Can’t do any more harm now.
Hey Al. I ran across a fantastic show that Directv has been showing. Trailer Park Boys. Holy fuck that shit is funny. You Canadians can be pretty damned funny, eh?
Playing grabass on a tightrope sounds like a David Blaine piece.
Hey J, there’s a movie that’s pretty funny, too. Note: we don’t ALL have grow-ops. Just most of us.
As for the banner pic you’re missing out on, think of gay combined with gay, then add more gay.
I’ve never played a grabass. Is that a percussion or wood-wind?
The clip is from MTV, if it’s not showing up there isn’t much I can do.
Vince, if I wanted to watch a couple guys play grabass, I’d stick around for Pauly and Chodin gettin’ busy on the NPA.
I can see the clip fine….Oh God…I can see the clip fine….AHHHHHHHH!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!
That picture doesn’t look anything like the Polish Boxing I used to do with my ex-wife. i.e Me hitting her in the face with my sausage.
Okay, I guess it was really more like Vienna Sausage Boxing.
Banner pic: the young Goku.
Not shown: the older Goku, played by Nic Cage.
Hrmm. Who would have thought that a movie based on a cartoon about…
Dragons and
Balls and
Giant Monkey’s and
Magic Clouds and
Wishes and
Magic Beans and
A Dude Named After A Wind Instrument and
A Pink Transgender Multiformed Android
would have turned out so gay.
(Slowly raises his hand)
For once copyright restrictions work in favor of my well being.
That white dude is glowing. Looks like the Japanese are finally trying to exact their revenge for what happened in 1945.
Erswi you’d love it here today: the Canadian music awards are in town and the radio stations are playing nothing but Canadian music today. So basically, every other song is Rush.
I’m around, I’m just not very funny, and you already have 6AccountsToSunday in that job.
BOOSH!
Holy shit Peet, that was indeed an awesomely awesome BOOSH.
Al, 2 words . . .
AWE. SOME!
I will say this for the little faggot in the banner pic though. At least he won’t break his fucking thumb when he throws a punch.
There were three years of college that I spent very high watching this cartoon. That stoner in me is now dead.
New up, Magic fans.
Hopefully this movie will re-ignite the old Asian pedophile as mentor heyday that hasn’t been seen since the Karate Kid.
I’ve unfortunetly seen this movie and spoiler alert. The old man gets killed by a house. Thats right…a fucking house.
I saw this last week when the download leaked on the web…. It is the worst, laughable piece of shit you can ever imagine a live action movie based on a cartoon where they scream for 27 episodes. One scene is dedicated to the Goku kid dodging a bully as he swings a bat and destroys his own car, and he hits the car about 20 times…