03.02.09 DON’T ASSUME INDIANS LIKE SLUMDOG

Dollars to donuts sounds vaguely familiar. Where the fuck have I heard that before?

On topic, fuck what an Indian likes or dislikes. They should focus on making sure the Slurpee machine is operating correctly or telling me why my H: drive is acting retarded.

I dunno, I assume all Italians have gigantic thumbs, and I have yet to be proven wrong.

This is a bit off topic, but there was a High School Musical trailer before F13 (WTF?), and it showed the various teenagers doing various things (Zac Efron made a limp wristed 3 pointer, Vanessa blew the coach behind the bleachers, etc.), but for some reason they felt COMPELLED to show the black girl with a diploma!

Wow, way to be condescending, society! It’s implied the white people will graduate, right? That is why they can take part in extra-curricular activities? But, hey! It’s SO FUCKING AMAZING a black girl didn’t get pregnant, drop out, go on welfare, and start selling drugs/her ass, LET’S JUST SLAP A FUCKING DIPLOMA ON HER BLACK ASS AND CALL IT GOOD!

It is shit like this that gets malls shot up, for real.

And not all Germans like bratwurst and crispy Jew jokes.

Okay, only half of that statement is true.

On the plus side, Fek’lhr, it also implies that white fags can play basketball.

Zac Efron is breaking down social barriers! *

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* Gay slang for taking McG’s balls up the ass

Just like we shouldn’t assume that all fat people liked Paul Blart. We can’t tell if they’re wheezing from excitement or from breathing.

I automatically assume most people aside from pretentious critics don’t like movies that suck.

No assume all cavemen eat coyote. Zog retarded aunt no eat coyote.

I think its safe to assume that all indian women have very dark labia.

This video does nothing to dispell my assumption that all Indians are too poor to afford electric razors.

All Indians like crappy Nickelback rip-off bands.

That’s why there are so many Indian males named “Mo’ Hinder”.

Banner pic:

“Don’t assume all Indians like Nachos the Cross-Eyed Cat.”

I don’t think Vince still gets what “dollars to donuts” really means…

It is safe to assume that all Canadians will say “he’s Canadian!” whenever watching TV with an American – who will say “oh really?” and then roll his eyes.