Comments on: DIRECTOR BLAMES JOAQUIN FOR BOMB

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 15:50:45 +0000

“Two Lovers” Was a song on Sesame Street. The letters six and nine came out to show how much the appreciated the number 2.

Also, a lot of scatalogical humor in that particular episode…

Donkey Hodey — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 15:37:01 +0000

Hey, just because he looks like an Al Qaeda operative…

reluctantflux — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 15:31:33 +0000

Coincidentally, Tsutomu Yamaguchi blames Joaquin for both bombs.

The Rutger Hauer Experience — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 15:30:36 +0000

Joaquin Phoenix loves to find nacho crumbles in his beard every morning. He calls it the beard of prey.

Stinky Peet — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 15:28:05 +0000

…romantic dramedy starring Joaquin Phoenix and Gwyneth Paltrow.

He should have positioned this film as science fiction and called it Lip/Stick.

The Rutger Hauer Experience — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 15:28:04 +0000

“but the only thing that’s out there now is a crazy person with a beard making a fool of himself!”

Gary Busey checked all the mirrors in the house, but couldn’t find a beard. He then shaved, just in case they were all broken.

Donkey Hodey — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 15:25:30 +0000

C-Joaq only has Casey Affleck following him around to explain how he gets paid cash if he gets hurt and has to miss work.

Donkey Hodey — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 15:23:32 +0000

It also doesn’t help that Joaquin can’t properly pronounce the name of the movie.

The Rutger Hauer Experience — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 15:23:05 +0000

Crispin Glover was never circumcised because his penis is circus-sized. Doctors just didn’t have the necessary tools.

Donkey Hodey — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 15:21:46 +0000

Claiming to take strength from his detractors, look for ol’ Dirty Harelip to incorporate a claim that he’s da bomb into his next rap.