CRANK 2 LOOKS… UH…
03.24.09
After the jump I’ve got a new clip from Crank 2 called “Mansion Fight.” I know they’re trying really hard to make this as dumb as possible, and they’ve succeeded on that front, but it also looks like crap. There’s a fine line between ridiculous and inexplicable. Not to mention the editing and camera work give me motion sickness. This is exactly what you’d get if you gave 12-year-olds a bunch of money to make a movie.
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DONDE ESTA EL TREJO?!?! ES EL RIDICULO!!!
No.
It looks like Pedro finally took up Napoleon Dynamite’s offer to learn some “sweet nunchaku skills”, and it shows.
Look, what else do you expect from a sequel about a guy who fell from a helicopter and didn’t die? I’m going to watch Revolver again before I see this. That way it’ll be the greatest movie ever.
The advertising for this movie put my likelihood of seeing it on a bell curve. At first it was like, “Another Crank? Really, we need this?,” which slowly turned into, “Alright, this looks decent,” all the way up to the climax of, “Yeah, I’d see this and shit my pants with awesomeness.”
Over the last 24 hours of advertising, the bell is definitely on its way down to the inevitable “Fuck, no.”
Why is Bexxy so mad?
Sabu the Elephant Boy not only did NOT die, he was reincarnated as a bad-ass homeboy, ese.
Banner pic: Tampon ads in Colombia.
BTW, in the banner pic that chick in the orange bra looks pregnant. And she’s probably not even married. Slut.
Banner pic promises Russ Meyer, clip delivers Oscar Meyer.
mmmm…. soft, painted mexican
Chicks with guns gives me a loaded .40 caliber, if ya know what I’m sayin’.
It’s kind of like one of my young Republican meetings but then we have the strippers shoot all the Mexicans.
Amazon Women on the Roof
Not even Statham can make this watchable. Just imagine how quickly you guys would have dismissed this if it had starred Vin Diesel instead.
I’ll need to get back onto meth before i can go see this.
Damn, the Juggies are PISSED.
There’s a fine line between ridiculous and inexplicable and the Stath snorted it with the sawed-off barrel of his shotgun.
Just imagine how quickly you guys would have dismissed this if it had starred Vin Diesel instead.
Only because the scantily clad poolside sluts are female. Totally unrealistic.
Fuck, just drop a wad of cash on the ground and shoot these bitches in the cunt when they scrum to pick it up.
I gave some 12 year old boys money to make a video one time, but it turned out much differently.
This is exactly what you’d get if you gave 12-year-olds a bunch of money to make a movie.
I disagree, Vince. Have you forgotten about Sexman’s Terminator movie already? Ten or twelve more dollars would’ve put that fucker over the top.