What are we looking at? That’s your browser window if you check out the new Crank 2 trailer at break.com. You see, because Crank 2 is SO EXTREME, the trailer takes over YOUR WHOLE BROWSER WINDOW and proceeds to BREAK STUFF! HUGH! I’d watch this trailer on the INSIDE of my HELMET while I did MOTORCROSS TRICKS, if only WEARING HELMETS wasn’t for PUSSIES. Maybe I’ll just TATTOO it on my EYELIDS. In the MEANTIME, I’ve got a KIDNEY STONE to pass, and it’s SHAPED like a NINJA STAR.
Moy naime es Chev Chelios, an’ todaiy’s da daiy oy…. tick tick tick… WHOOOOOOOAOOAOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOAAAAAAAOOOAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!
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*skysurfs into thread on an alligator*
This ain’t your grandma’s MacGuffin!
*air guitar*
“A man at his desk. A typical day at work. Everything was normal for Armorcladinosor when he watched an internet movie trailer. Now, he’s ‘The EXTREME Office Worker’.”
*Puts on aviators, looks at camera and holds up rock fingers while shown to be wearing a Hulkamania shirt, parachutes out his 16 story window*
I had to complain to Break.com because every time I watched the High School Musical 3 trailer I’d have to scrub Zac Efron’s jizz off my keyboard.
THIS IS NOT YOUR FATHER’S CRANK !!! (despite the presence of Corey Haim).
The only way this could be more extreme is if the Stath fought Rock Star Commie-Nazi-Terrorist to the death with a Flying-V guitar while on a BMX bike, drinking Mountain Dew over a soundtrack by Disturbed.
My browser looked like that after I watched the trailer for Mall Cop.
*smoking gun*
Whoa. what happened? I blacked out there for a second.
Oh. Crank 2 trailer. that makes sense.
Narrator: My name is Chev Chase…and today’s the day I die.
Audience: YAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
In honor of this XTREME trailer, I’m going to spend my birthday with a rattlesnake under my hat.
Happy birfday, I got you an XTREME rattlesnake covered in lead paint.
Is it ill tempered?
Happy birthday Stoney!!
*blows kisses
Oh, um, I didn’t get you anything.
Is it ill tempered?
It voted for Ron Paul.
Anyone notice the next movie in the playlist, “Blazed Bus Driver”?
Happy birthday Stoney!!
*blows kisses
How is kisses doing these days?
Pretty GD happy, what do you think?