No Comments of the Week prizes to give away this week, other than recognition. Sorry about that.  But Sake Seal still loves you.

As always, the way this works is, at any time this week, when you read a comment you think worthy of recognition, YOU nominate it by copy and pasting it in the comments section of THIS post below.  I pick the winner from among the nominees the following Sunday/Monday. (To help you find it more easily, the nomination thread is always linked in the ABOUT section).

The two posts that garnered the funniest comments this week were Michelle Owen the Dog F*cker and Hey, Girl, Ryan Gosling Has a Dog.  I’m starting with The Rutger Hauer Experience from the Ryan Gosling for coining the phrase, “Haha, I love you, Patches.”

The Rutger Hauer Experience says, “Hey Patches, if you don’t like your collar we can get you a scarf that matches my coat. How cool would that be? Haha, I love you, Patches.”

Same post:

Michelle07 says, “No Patches, don’t chew through my fancy jeans…hey wait, you’re right, that is a cool pattern. Haha, I love you Patches.”

Same post, but referring to different pictures:

Reluctantflux says, “Pic1: Hey girl, look, my dog is chinese!  Pic2: Just kidding! He’s american! Ha Ha!”

Elsewhere, in the Aliens vs. Predator ads post:

Rotwangchung says, “My picture would have been a Mexican landscaper indian wrestling a priest.”

From the Man Kills Shark post:

Charlie Br0nze says, “I love how killing the shark humanely takes two hours, involves multiple stabbings and eventually just dragging the thing from a boat until it drowns. That’s how we’re gonna do things at the euthanasia clinic I’m opening in Switzerland.”

Ha, Switzerland. It’s like Cambodia with white chicks.  Moving on: From the Fireproof/I Heart My Marriage Guy Arrested for Choking His Wife post:

Donkey Hodey says, “He’s got the wrong card suit on that shirt. Instead of hearts, it should be clubs.”

AND

“His other shirt says ‘Don’t † Me’.”

Impressive.  I didn’t even know there was a cross icon.  From Pauly Shore Adopts an African Child: Pauly Dangerously says,

PAULY SHORE: No wheezing the juice.

AFRICAN KID: But I hungry, mister.

From Ron Silver is Dead:

Rotwangchung says, “The Lone Ranger will be giving a short eulogy.”

From Michelle Rodriguez Says Hanging Out with James Cameron is Like Going to College:

MaxwellDemon says, “She would run James Cameron over with an SUV and consider that a Roads Scholarship.”

Well done.  Next up, I figured I had to recognize at least one horribly insensitive Natasha Richardson comment, so here it is:

Vodka says, “Happy St. Patrick’s Day! I’m gonna drink ’til I’m brain-dead!

/turns around

Ooh… Sorry, Liam.”

What can I say?  It was well structured. (Like your mom).  This week’s winner is the entire Woman (Michelle Owen) Has Police Check Computer for Child Porn/Police Discover Dog Sex Videos on Woman’s Computer thread.  This is really what FilmDrinking is all about.

Donkey Hodey says, “Looks like this time… Lady and The Tramp… were one in the same person.  *Puts on sunglasses* WAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!”

Stone Soup says, “The beagle was later overheard bragging to his friends that they did it ‘drunk girl-style’.”

Pauly Dangerously says, “Boy, she really screwed the pooch.”

Burnsy says, “Leave it to my best friend to f*ck my girl.”

Vodka says, “Toby taught Michelle how to roll over.”

Pauly Dangerously says, “I like to f*ck doggystyle by painting my dick red.”

MaxwellDemon says, “OH MAN! OH DOG! OH MAN! OH DOG!”  (reference explained)

Donkey Hodey says, “Haha! I love you, Patches.”

…And one hand washes the other.  Brilliant job, people.  Now let’s go out there and have another esoteric week of entertaining each other!  *heterosexual ass slaps all around*