FROM DARK KNIGHT TO DICAPRIO
03.04.09
At this point, not much is known about Dark Knight director Chris Nolan’s next project, Inception. But today it was announced that the star of Inception would be none other than Leonardo DiCaprio (pictured is his girlfriend, Bar Rafaeli. See? It makes total sense now).
The contemporary story is described as taking place within “the architecture of the mind.” [THR]
Which tells us… oh right, NOTHING. Is it still contemporary if it’s all in someone’s head? Sorry, I know this isn’t much of a story and I don’t have a lot to contribute… But what do you think about this, Sake Seal? “Velly intelesting…” said Sake Seal thoughtfully.
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I have had a few stories take place within “the architecture of the mind,” but I always wake up when I roll over into the wet spot.
Pics: Nail, Feed a fish
Is Bar Rafaeli using a walker?
Hottest. Cripple. EVER!
I’m guessing the architecture of Bar Rafaeli’s mind involves a lot of vaulted ceilings.
The contemporary story is described as taking place within “the architecture of the mind.”
Just like when I beat-off!
I know when I get home, Sake Seal will be hiding in my apartment waiting to jump me as a means of honing my karate skills.
Hey, if you can’t club a seal, then Heidi Klum is not going to pay your fee.
So this will be like Revolver without all the Kaballah bullshit, right?
Sake Seal’s impression of Miley Cyrus is just spot on. Hilarious. How does he do it?
In the architecture of my mind, Bar Rafaeli’s mouth is supporting a load bearing member.
DiCaprio is a good casting choice if this is all going to take place in his head. He always looks like he’s concentrating really hard. He’s like if Keanu Reeves suddenly grew a second facial expression.
Seal has a name brand of Sake. The bottle is all dimply.
I understand that admittance into that Bar is restricted to 21(million) and over.
Speaking of load bearing, Crappy, is anyone else having problems with FD not loading today?
The architecture of His mind looks a lot like an orphanage in a blazing inferno.
Nope, it’s just you. Must be some sort of conspiracy.
OH MY GOD – You’ve all turned into faceless mutes!
UPROXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You guys don’t look as ugly now.
KAHLESS HAS FORSHAKKEN US!!!
The fuck is going on around this site today?!
UUUUPROOOOOOOOOOXXXXXXXX!!!!!!
Shut up, this is my senior yearbook picture!
The architecture of his mind probably looks like my basement.
Hey! Uproxx turned out the lights!
It’s all holes open fuck-a-rama!!
Armor – yes.
Now I can imagine Pauly as a pretty girl as I jerk it to his witty banterings.
HEY – Who just grabbed my junk!?!?
Oh, nevermind – it was just me.
I don’t know much about the architecture of Chris Nolan’s mind, but I’m pretty sure he has Bats in his belfry.
*to self*
I made my family’s avatars disappear?
Hey Pauly, is that the blank guy from Double Dragon?
I’m frightened. I’m going to start stealing things to keep the vile man away.
Aww you gusy missed it. I totally had a picture of my dick as an avatar. Life size thumbnail.
Donk, congratulations on finally changing your av.
That seal is drunk, for god’s sake!
{lights come back on, scurries under kitchen counter}
Hey! Who put a motel here of all places? Just go and check this place ou……
Apparently, this is the only one with a valid thumbnail path, so get used to it.
Either somebody is fucking with me now or the architecture of my mind looks like an M.C. Escher.
The architecture of my mind was produced by an underpaid and over-educated man who wants to kill everyone in his office.
The architecture of Gary Busey’s mind involves a lot of crawlspace.
Screw this, Vance – I’m not coming back until you either:
a. sort out these technical glitches
b. show me some love with some Shirtless Statham*
*Shirtless Jackman is also acceptable.
It’s nice to see that Seal’s face has cleared up.
New post, if you can get at it.
Does anyone else suspect Johnny Depp’s balls are the culprit in all this fuckeduppedness?