03.11.09 CHARLEY THE RETARDED CAT: THE MOVIE

I made a documentary about me and my dead cat Larouche. after he was tragically run down by me in my driveway, i had him stuffed and then travelled across country using him as a ventriloquist dummy. we had a good two month run in Branson MO, but all good things must come to an end. and that was only because i sold him on eBay for $200, which was just enough to buy my bus fare back home.

Never go feline retard.

“Meowdy, pardners. Mah name is Fluffalo Bill.”

If someone was to see me heading to the bathroom the morning after too many chili cheese burritos and Jager bombs, they might assume I had cerebellar hypoplasia.

Is the site running weird again? Where did everyone go?

Does Charley belong to High Kick Girl?

I’d like to organize a benefit concert for Charley, but I’m not sure the people who would show up at a concert named Feline AIDS are the giving kind.

This is my new favorite thing on the Internet.

Charley’s agents are in talks to have him play the love interest in the dog & cat version of Madea Goes to Jail. The dog will be played by a saint bernard.

Too bad this isn’t a movie version of Toonses the Driving Cat.

Also, if you have a Digg account, would you mind giving a nigga a table dance, as it were?

That’s not the first time I’ve seen pussy walking away from me like that.

Okay, so maybe it is.

that cat’s all woem woem woem

This is still better than that Halle Berry Catwoman abortion of a movie.

You got your table dance, now I want my money.

Kevin James could learn a lot about funny from that cat.

The part of Charley the Cat could be Heather Mills’ breakout acting role.

That screencap photoshop is perfect for an indie film. You have the weird clothes, the journey into the unknown and, the lovable-but-tragic protagonist, who despite his weird clothes and funny walk, is really just an asshole covered with fuzz.

Jesus, between you and Burnsy, I can’t decide who’s sicker.

Boys are weird.

I ain’t sick, my dick just yellow discharges from natural awesomeness.

Thanks for the warning.

If they ever reboot The Facts of Life for either film or television, this cat is a shoe in for the role of Geri.

The cat stole Juliette Lewis’ best spastic moves from The Other Sister. Still I weep.

If you ask me, that kitten is just asking for it.

There are videos of dogs with that same condition, I remember watching one of a golden retriever playing fetch and four hours later I had to call my doctor.

If you give Charley cat-nip, he seems perfectly normal.

Also Lince, you’re not supposed to say “retard” any more. I assume we can thank RDJ and Ben Stiller for this:

http://www.r-word.org/

Charley’s mama used to say, life is like a box of rat poison. You never know what you get, because you’re a fucking retarded cat and can’t tell the difference.

If you throw Charley up in the air, he lands on his head every time.

Pictured: Charley and the chocolate factory.

It’s not a hipster love story until someone trips trying to remove their skinny jeans. Get your ass out of there while you can, Charley.

You guys should be ashamed of yourselves.

Meown Syndrome is nothing to joke about.

Shakira’s hips may not lie, but Charley’s are telling a tall tale.

New post, thank f’ing god.

if any cat should be in a movie, it should be
Chase, the cat with no face!

http://chasenoface.blogspot.com/

That cats not retarded. Its on the rag. My sister walked like that for a week after her first womanly experience.

Also, did anyone catch the end? “In association with http://www.doubledogfilms.com“?

For people that just arent satisfied with standard, one-on-one bestiality. Thats gotta be the most niche production company in existence. That and http://www.WomenOnShavedHorses.com

Charley is sexmans cat

Charley is actually the mascot for the Ministry of Silly Walks…also does anyone else think it is funny the cat is named after the retarded guy from “Flowers for Algernon?”

This is too funny not to share.
http://www.city-data.com/forum/cats/535752-my-cat-likes-groom-me.html

Holy Crap Vince, I bet you had a cuteness overload-seizure when you saw this video.

I bet you even forwarded it to your mom.

I bet that if you put a piece of tape on each of his paws, Charley would walk totally normal.