No, Morgan Freeman has cotton candy. YOUR argument is invalid.
03.04.09 at 2:26 pm
B.K.
No, it’s a plane.
03.04.09 at 2:27 pm
Crapbasket
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
03.04.09 at 2:28 pm
Burnsy
Nic Cage is currently working on a movie in which he keeps walking into a sliding glass door.
03.04.09 at 2:28 pm
Pauly Dangerously
*puts popcorn in pee-hole*
Here birdy, birdy, birdy…….
03.04.09 at 2:29 pm
Crapbasket
Is that a shot from the set of the new Sex and the City movie? Is Nic playing Mr. Bird?
03.04.09 at 2:30 pm
Dr. Steve Brule
Behold, the majestic Bald Eagle.
03.04.09 at 2:30 pm
B.K.
The squirrels keep getting in to the food for Nic Cage’s hair.
03.04.09 at 2:30 pm
Rock Strongo
What the hell was in that cup of coffee?
(Looks around, other guy in office turns into ostrich)
Oh, ok…. nothing out of the ordinary
03.04.09 at 2:31 pm
Crapbasket
That might be the most subliminal way to give someone the finger, ever.
03.04.09 at 2:32 pm
Shop 101
When you style your own hair with a piece of buttered toast even this becomes an improvement.
03.04.09 at 2:32 pm
Burnsy
It’s obviously photoshopped. His forehead is like 6 inches bigger.
03.04.09 at 2:33 pm
Crapbasket
Guy walks up in a bar, “Hey, is that Nic Cage?” Bird, “Fucked if I know! It started out as a wart on my ass!”
03.04.09 at 2:34 pm
Donkey Hodey
His hair gel must have a low dose of DDT in it.
03.04.09 at 2:37 pm
Stone Soup
I hear Bjork will be wearing Nic’s hair to the next awards show.
03.04.09 at 2:38 pm
Crapbasket
His Mardi Gras get up sucks.
03.04.09 at 2:39 pm
Crapbasket
These PETa ads are getting out of hand.
03.04.09 at 2:40 pm
Stone Soup
I hate it when I find Nic Cage all over my windshield after parking under a tree.
03.04.09 at 2:41 pm
Crapbasket
I hate it when I park under a tree and a bird gets Nic Cage all over my car.
03.04.09 at 2:42 pm
Rock Strongo
If Rachel Carson were alive today, she’d be writing about the dangers of Dippity-Doo
03.04.09 at 2:42 pm
Crapbasket
FUCK YOU STONE!
03.04.09 at 2:43 pm
Stone Soup
No fucking way.
03.04.09 at 2:43 pm
Pauly Dangerously
A bird in a cage is worth 2 in a bush.
03.04.09 at 2:44 pm
Stone Soup
Maybe we can share whatever DVD Vince pulls out from under the pile of laundry in his kitchen this week.
03.04.09 at 2:45 pm
Crapbasket
See out here in California, when you say the same thing as somebody at the same time, you don’t say “Jinx!” you say “FUCK YOU STONE!” I know, wierd.
And yes, ya fucking way. {Winks}
03.04.09 at 2:46 pm
Stinky Peet
Like it was ever in doubt which half of the sex talk Nic Cage would handle.
03.04.09 at 2:47 pm
Stone Soup
(work with me here…)
Are you suggesting Nic Cages migrate?
03.04.09 at 2:47 pm
Dr. Steve Brule
Just wait until Nic Cage meets Steven Seagull… feathers gon’ fly.
03.04.09 at 2:48 pm
Crapbasket
The Stath better not try to get that “boid in iz sazz wagon.”
03.04.09 at 2:50 pm
Crapbasket
Yes, I am suggesting Nic Cage migrates.
(If this is a migrate headache joke I will “fuck You” again)
03.04.09 at 2:50 pm
Stone Soup
Nic Cage – bird rapist.
03.04.09 at 2:52 pm
Armorcladinosor
I go to lunch, I come back and this is the first thing I see. Something tells me my afternoon is gonna rock!
03.04.09 at 2:52 pm
Crapbasket
He’s a total pecker head.
03.04.09 at 2:52 pm
Al
Someone better warn Fabio.
03.04.09 at 2:54 pm
Crapbasket
Nic said he wanted a ’69 Falcon to his barber and this is what he got.
03.04.09 at 2:54 pm
MountCleverest
Can I feed some Alka-Seltzer? PWEEEAASE!!
03.04.09 at 2:56 pm
Crapbasket
Later at the park, an old lady started throwing popcorn at him and cooing.
03.04.09 at 2:57 pm
Rock Strongo
Nic Cage must’ve been the first to pass out while drinking with Joe Walsh and Don Henley.
03.04.09 at 2:57 pm
Donkey Hodey
Pictured: The star of Jurassic Park 12: Velactoraptor.
03.04.09 at 2:59 pm
Rexy
Someone shoulda told Nic that he had to have been a previous band member to participate in the Flock of Seagulls reunion tour.
03.04.09 at 3:00 pm
Rock Strongo
This is why the FDA says don’t eat eggs while using Rogaine
03.04.09 at 3:01 pm
Crapbasket
In a bizaar instance of the results of mankind’s encroachment into the wild, a Sharp Shinned Goddard’s Hawk nested on Nic Cage’s dome thinking it an example of the rock escarpments it would normally use. Nic was unable to remove the interloper until the young had flew the nest.
03.04.09 at 3:01 pm
Crapbasket
FUCK MIKE! That was a Family Guy episode wasn’t it?
03.04.09 at 3:02 pm
ChinoMoreno
Crap, could you imagine what he’d look like if he told his barber he wanted mousse in his hair?!?
03.04.09 at 3:03 pm
Rexy
I love Holidays as much as everyone else does, but isn’t he dressed as a Peep a little too soon?
03.04.09 at 3:03 pm
TengoDooter
He’s just a little shoe polish away from landing the lead in the Charlie Parker bio. Acting in blackface is the new black ya know.
03.04.09 at 3:04 pm
Al
New up – it’s not Shirtless Statham, but the ladies won’t be disappointed.
03.04.09 at 3:04 pm
Crapbasket
That would be a awesome Chino, but I think the way that his Vietmanese barber interpreted the faux hawk is a real hoot!
03.04.09 at 5:30 pm
MountCleverest
Crapbasket is hereby disqualified for comment of the week. I haven’t seen anyone try this hard to win a meaningless prize since Sean Penn in Milk.
03.04.09 at 6:39 pm
trialoftears
Wow…and I thought I’d make it though the entire day without laughing out loud…thanks for posting that pic.
03.04.09 at 7:49 pm
The Rutger Hauer Experience
Hair of an eagle and fist of a bear – Nicolas Cage choses film scripts with care.
03.04.09 at 8:30 pm
Slaappy
I bet it is in his contract no black lights around the new hat
03.05.09 at 7:16 am
Film Nazi
I just watched The Wicker Man and he’s still my favourite actor.
03.05.09 at 11:25 am
NoMoPolenta
Why does it fly? WHY DOES IT FLY? WHYDOESITFLY? WHYDOESITFLY?
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OH. MY. SWEET. JEBUS.
No, Morgan Freeman has cotton candy. YOUR argument is invalid.
No, it’s a plane.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Nic Cage is currently working on a movie in which he keeps walking into a sliding glass door.
*puts popcorn in pee-hole*
Here birdy, birdy, birdy…….
Is that a shot from the set of the new Sex and the City movie? Is Nic playing Mr. Bird?
Behold, the majestic Bald Eagle.
The squirrels keep getting in to the food for Nic Cage’s hair.
What the hell was in that cup of coffee?
(Looks around, other guy in office turns into ostrich)
Oh, ok…. nothing out of the ordinary
That might be the most subliminal way to give someone the finger, ever.
When you style your own hair with a piece of buttered toast even this becomes an improvement.
It’s obviously photoshopped. His forehead is like 6 inches bigger.
Guy walks up in a bar, “Hey, is that Nic Cage?”
Bird, “Fucked if I know! It started out as a wart on my ass!”
His hair gel must have a low dose of DDT in it.
I hear Bjork will be wearing Nic’s hair to the next awards show.
His Mardi Gras get up sucks.
These PETa ads are getting out of hand.
I hate it when I find Nic Cage all over my windshield after parking under a tree.
I hate it when I park under a tree and a bird gets Nic Cage all over my car.
If Rachel Carson were alive today, she’d be writing about the dangers of Dippity-Doo
FUCK YOU STONE!
No fucking way.
A bird in a cage is worth 2 in a bush.
Maybe we can share whatever DVD Vince pulls out from under the pile of laundry in his kitchen this week.
See out here in California, when you say the same thing as somebody at the same time, you don’t say “Jinx!” you say “FUCK YOU STONE!”
I know, wierd.
And yes, ya fucking way. {Winks}
Like it was ever in doubt which half of the sex talk Nic Cage would handle.
(work with me here…)
Are you suggesting Nic Cages migrate?
Just wait until Nic Cage meets Steven Seagull… feathers gon’ fly.
The Stath better not try to get that “boid in iz sazz wagon.”
Yes, I am suggesting Nic Cage migrates.
(If this is a migrate headache joke I will “fuck You” again)
Nic Cage – bird rapist.
I go to lunch, I come back and this is the first thing I see. Something tells me my afternoon is gonna rock!
He’s a total pecker head.
Someone better warn Fabio.
Nic said he wanted a ’69 Falcon to his barber and this is what he got.
Can I feed some Alka-Seltzer? PWEEEAASE!!
Later at the park, an old lady started throwing popcorn at him and cooing.
Nic Cage must’ve been the first to pass out while drinking with Joe Walsh and Don Henley.
Pictured: The star of Jurassic Park 12: Velactoraptor.
Someone shoulda told Nic that he had to have been a previous band member to participate in the Flock of Seagulls reunion tour.
This is why the FDA says don’t eat eggs while using Rogaine
In a bizaar instance of the results of mankind’s encroachment into the wild, a Sharp Shinned Goddard’s Hawk nested on Nic Cage’s dome thinking it an example of the rock escarpments it would normally use. Nic was unable to remove the interloper until the young had flew the nest.
FUCK MIKE!
That was a Family Guy episode wasn’t it?
Crap, could you imagine what he’d look like if he told his barber he wanted mousse in his hair?!?
I love Holidays as much as everyone else does, but isn’t he dressed as a Peep a little too soon?
He’s just a little shoe polish away from landing the lead in the Charlie Parker bio. Acting in blackface is the new black ya know.
New up – it’s not Shirtless Statham, but the ladies won’t be disappointed.
That would be a awesome Chino, but I think the way that his Vietmanese barber interpreted the faux hawk is a real hoot!
Crapbasket is hereby disqualified for comment of the week. I haven’t seen anyone try this hard to win a meaningless prize since Sean Penn in Milk.
Wow…and I thought I’d make it though the entire day without laughing out loud…thanks for posting that pic.
Hair of an eagle and fist of a bear – Nicolas Cage choses film scripts with care.
I bet it is in his contract no black lights around the new hat
I just watched The Wicker Man and he’s still my favourite actor.
Why does it fly? WHY DOES IT FLY? WHYDOESITFLY? WHYDOESITFLY?