03.02.09 ‘BILLY WAS A DEAF KID’

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Um…The Mighty Feklahr would duct tape a bottle of Immodium AD to Eminem’s head, too?

Banner pic: Blue Tooth for the deaf.

“Archie” kinda looks like a thinner Jonah Hill. Not much thinner, though.

/wistful sigh

I was in love with a deaf girl once. Then I found out she wasn’t deaf; she was just ignoring me.

The best thing about banging a deaf girl is that she can’t hear me crying.

What’s that Billy is signing out? “Pour some shook up ramen?”

I always figured the Sexman biopic would have more fake Jedi fights and crying than this.

Best thing about banging a deaf girl? She can’t tell you which hole is the wrong hole.

* SPOILER ALERT * No hole is the wrong hole!

This is the problem with indie films. If Michael Bay was in charge, Billy would either be an alien, or explode.

Billy, don’t be a hero, don’t be a fool with your life
Billy, don’t be a hero, come back and make me your wife
And as he started to go she said, Billy, keep your head low
Billy, don’t be a hero, come back to me

Well, dammit Billy, can’t you HEAR me singing to you? She said.

Usually only fleas and homeless people ride couches down the street. But I suppose deaf people wouldn’t hear the garbage truck coming either.

Juan, I cant believe you know the words to that song.

Yes, I’m a 1970s leftover.

Nice Canadien tuxedo!