03.18.09 LADY DOG F–KER GETS ARRESTED :-(
Michelle Owen of Indiana was worried that her boyfriend had used her computer to search for child porn [note to FBI word search computer: these are not the droids you're looking for]. So like any responsible citizen dating a suspected child molester, she took it in for the police to examine.
…but her plan backfired when cops discovered two videos of her engaged in illicit acts with a dog [sad trombone sound]. Owen, 24, was charged last week with two felony bestiality counts in connection with the video files, which a detective found in the laptop’s “recycle bin.” At the time Owen asked cops to search the computer, she was locked up in the Johnson County Jail on a public intoxication charge (which violated the terms of her release in a prior drunk driving case). According to a police affidavit, a copy of which you’ll find here, a cop told Owen that he had found videos of her on the laptop and asked if she “knew what those files might be.” Owen replied, “The one with the dog.” Cops believe that the dog in question, Toby, is a beagle. After asking if she was “going to be charged with this,” Owen said that the videos “were just something she did when she was drunk and barely remembers it.” [thesmokinggun]
I can understand arresting her if she was a dude, but for a female it seems harsh - the mechanics of dog f–king would seem to imply that the dog was a willing participant. Unless she was hammering the beagle from behind with a strap-on, in which case, damn, this bitch really knows how to party. Sidenote: “The Mechanics of Dog F–king” would be an awesome name for an intramural softball team.
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LADY DOG F–KER GETS ARRESTED :-(
She gave the dog a cupcake.
Cujo became alarmed when Michelle started frothing at the lips.
“she took it in for the police to examine.”
BITCH!
She calls Toby her Pound Puppy.
Hey, didn’t “LADY DOG F-KER” sing Groove is in the Heart?
Here in China they cut a hole in the dog and put him in the microwave before.
The dead bird Toby left at the foot of her door means they’re going steady.
*Pauly enters home with wine coolers and Milkbones in hand*
Princess! [whistles] C’mere puppy! Princess, I got Milkbones!
*McGruff comes out from the kitchen*
Awww fuck! Dude, she said she was 18 in dog years!
Didn’t there used to be a band called Mike and The Mechanics of Dog Fucking? Yeah, fuck those guys.
I got my ASE certification in the mechanics of Dog Fucking
She insists that it was just heavy petting.
Toby refuses to eat his tuna out of a can.
And to think, I used to smack my dog with the newspaper just for humping everybody’s leg.
When reached for comment the beagle rubbed his forehead, exhaled deeply, shrugged and said “what can I say? Jaegermeister does some funky shit to me man”
Read the Police Report - Lemme get this straight- the dog, which *will* eat it’s own poop, lost interest and walked away after working her “region” for just a little while?
Is there such a thing as Industrial Strength Douche?
LOL she is a mustang chick!!!!
http://www.allfordmustangs.com/photopost/showphoto.php/photo/33958
Hell, she put a little gravy on her pussy and the dog licked it off. I used to do the same thing with my dick during my younger dog-days of summer. I’ve had many dogs over the years, but my favorite would have to be Rex, the red-headed spaniel - gentle but thorough. Boy I haven’t thought of that dog for a while (not since after my first divorce). Good times.
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