03.18.09 LADY DOG F–KER GETS ARRESTED :-(
Michelle Owen of Indiana was worried that her boyfriend had used her computer to search for child porn [note to FBI word search computer: these are not the droids you're looking for]. So like any responsible citizen dating a suspected child molester, she took it in for the police to examine.
…but her plan backfired when cops discovered two videos of her engaged in illicit acts with a dog [sad trombone sound]. Owen, 24, was charged last week with two felony bestiality counts in connection with the video files, which a detective found in the laptop’s “recycle bin.” At the time Owen asked cops to search the computer, she was locked up in the Johnson County Jail on a public intoxication charge (which violated the terms of her release in a prior drunk driving case). According to a police affidavit, a copy of which you’ll find here, a cop told Owen that he had found videos of her on the laptop and asked if she “knew what those files might be.” Owen replied, “The one with the dog.” Cops believe that the dog in question, Toby, is a beagle. After asking if she was “going to be charged with this,” Owen said that the videos “were just something she did when she was drunk and barely remembers it.” [thesmokinggun]
I can understand arresting her if she was a dude, but for a female it seems harsh - the mechanics of dog f–king would seem to imply that the dog was a willing participant. Unless she was hammering the beagle from behind with a strap-on, in which case, damn, this bitch really knows how to party. Sidenote: “The Mechanics of Dog F–king” would be an awesome name for an intramural softball team.
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LADY DOG F–KER GETS ARRESTED :-(
What police don’t know is the time that Toby called all his dog buddies over and they ran the chuck wagon on her.
Michelle encourages Toby to get into the trash.
He probably nibbled her bits like Kibbles ‘n bits.
I wonder if she let him through the “doggy door”
/Gravy Train!
//slaps forehead, curses memory
Makes it’s own gravy!!
I’m not sure which is creepier, this dog fuckabitch or this lovely couple in Australia.
I chose the latter, Robo.
*Pauly climbs up latter leading to nothing, falls off at top*
Careful not to bang your head on the terra former, Pauly.
You’re a latter-day saint, Pauly.
Pffft. Those Australians are pussies, RoboPanda.
Austria is where the REAL daughter-fucking is at….
Yeah, Austria is really going to the dogs. Speaking of which . . .
Michelle’s husband was relieved–when she had yelled out “Toby” in bed, he thought she meant the doofus from Spiderman.
Michelle’s dog gave HER a bone!
She puts the Ha! in “HaDiBah!”
Right, Fek?
She got a blue ribbon for BESTial IN SHOW.
In the video, Michelle was dressed as Daisy Duck and appeared to be acting out some “bad boy” fetish.
[ancient Disney gag that no one will get. But that's okay, coz it ain't funny anyway]
Bow-wow-wow-licky-hole-licky-hey!
Bow-wow-licky-hole-licky-hey!
Who let the dogs out (of her sex dungeon)?
who who who who
Her unhealthy obsession extends to Bob Barker.
It’s just puppy love.
A licky licky bum bum down?
It’s a dog-eat-girl world out there, kids.
Toby prefers the missionary position as he is the top dog.
She’s just making sure she has as much kinky sex as possible before menopaws sets in.
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