Mar 18, 2009 … Indiana Michelle Owen, an intelligent, pretty and youthful 24-year-old, who once had her whole life ahead of her, is now languishing away in a jail cell facing two counts of felony bestiality charges after being horribly assaulted by the tongue of a beagle by the name of Toby. The police are alleging that the vivacious Michelle enjoyed the sexual advance the dog made on her when he briefly gave her vulva a lick after some peanut butter had fallen by accident onto the nubile young woman’s attractive vagina.

Without being advised of her Bill Clinton Rights that she could go on national television and say she never had sex with that dog Toby; the police are now claiming, after repeatedly viewing the video the dog made the terrified woman make of the incident, that they do not believe she was in sufficient enough terror to have passed out without being able to whimper or at least moan for help to anyone besides her ex boy friend who was also present when she was attacked and telling his best friend, Toby the dog, to “Go for it, boy!”

Nor was the young woman advised that if, when sober, she is a dumb enough blond to know what the meaning of “is” is she could have easily said at any time that she hated every horrible moment of the dog licking the peanut butter from between her legs. Legal experts are now wondering if she could have also used the Legal Claws of the O.J. Simpson case by going on a low-speed chase in a Land Rover except for the fact that no one tries to run from the law in a Land Rover anymore due to the cost of gasoline. Therefore a D.A. is arguing she was always free to go offer a kiss to all of the officers’ asses in the precinct for giving her 15 minutes of fame regardless of how much she didn’t want to get it with this amount of embarrassment.

Michelle now has a publicist and an ad campaign manager as well as a book and a movie in the making about her life and experiences with Toby. But her lawyer, who managed to have the death penalty taken off of the table for her alleged crime, said he was not at liberty to discuss whether or not Nancy Grace had contacted Ms. Owen for an interview to ask her what it was like to have her cunt licked by a dog. However the lawyer did state that because the video, which the dog had made of his crime and then posted on the Internet, was not a close up it will be argued in Court that the State’s assertion that the Sophist Doctrine of Law does not apply which would indicate the evidence obtained is bad fruit and simply a case of sour grapes by the D.A.

For the defence contends that there was no clear and actual physical contact between the dog’s mouth and Ms. Owen’s vaginal secretions which the State is claiming attacked the animal’s tongue. This is because it can clearly be seen in the video that there is a molecular thin layer of peanut butter between the defendant’s bikini line and that of her attackers snout which would at least indicate there was no clear and present danger to society as a whole. That would raise serious questions about the State’s ability to prove guilt beyond a reasonable doubt even though the young Rogues Scholar was clearly under the influence of a rape drug like Canineabis which would have left her powerless to resist any animal’s advances and despite having already been convicted, to the relief of her accusers, in the Court of public opinion.

Meanwhile, the Interdenominational Group of Jewish and Islamic Animal Whores are calling for an immediate implementation of Shiriah Law. They want, and will settle for nothing less, than for all police officers or agents of the Court who smiled while viewing the controversial film entitled “Michelle Attacks Dog’s Tongue With Her Vaginal Secretions” or were aroused by it or thought about it afterwords should all be placed on immediate suicide watch for their crimes of hypocrisy. This is because 1 out of 20 women, who are sexually active , do engage in these practices and are going to begin assuring those oppressors of age-old Fertility Rites receive their just reward of 10,000 lashes, castration and are then beheaded.

All of the officers in the Special Victims Vice Squad, who were involved in the sting operation against the cherub looking Michelle, as well as police officers everywhere in America would not deny under oath that they had never had their cocks sucked at one time or another by more than a number of prostitutes they have arrested over the years of their careers just prior to arresting them on morals charges. However a spokesperson for the International Association of Chiefs of Police, which recognizes the Laws of Galilee, stated that he personally could not remember the number of Magdalenes with full lips who he enjoyed swallowing as proof of their vices.

When former President George W. Bush was asked if he would like to make a comment on the story and facts about the case that he is singularly responsible for more death, suffering and human agony than all of the serial killers in the world he smiled and then answered, “Isn’t it great to live in a free country where justice like that prevails and will stand the test of time?”

On another site are the police reports which Beastiality Free Love obtained from an undercover wolf and whistle-blower who has now been put on suspension from the K9 Core and threatened with being put to sleep for revealing facts to the public that were classified as Top Secret under the Freedom of Information Act that has been declared null and void by the Patriot Act due to National Security issues regarding the peaceful manufacture of weapons of mass destruction no one is allowed to discuss.

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