03.18.09 LADY DOG F–KER GETS ARRESTED :-(
Michelle Owen of Indiana was worried that her boyfriend had used her computer to search for child porn [note to FBI word search computer: these are not the droids you're looking for]. So like any responsible citizen dating a suspected child molester, she took it in for the police to examine.
…but her plan backfired when cops discovered two videos of her engaged in illicit acts with a dog [sad trombone sound]. Owen, 24, was charged last week with two felony bestiality counts in connection with the video files, which a detective found in the laptop’s “recycle bin.” At the time Owen asked cops to search the computer, she was locked up in the Johnson County Jail on a public intoxication charge (which violated the terms of her release in a prior drunk driving case). According to a police affidavit, a copy of which you’ll find here, a cop told Owen that he had found videos of her on the laptop and asked if she “knew what those files might be.” Owen replied, “The one with the dog.” Cops believe that the dog in question, Toby, is a beagle. After asking if she was “going to be charged with this,” Owen said that the videos “were just something she did when she was drunk and barely remembers it.” [thesmokinggun]
I can understand arresting her if she was a dude, but for a female it seems harsh - the mechanics of dog f–king would seem to imply that the dog was a willing participant. Unless she was hammering the beagle from behind with a strap-on, in which case, damn, this bitch really knows how to party. Sidenote: “The Mechanics of Dog F–king” would be an awesome name for an intramural softball team.
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LADY DOG F–KER GETS ARRESTED :-(
Looks like this time, Lady and The Tramp were one in the same person
*Puts on sunglasses*
WAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!
As someone who regularly uses the “drunk and barely remember it” defense far too regularly, even my dumb ass knows the boundaries of basic civilization.
I dunno. After looking at her mugshot, it seems like it was just dog on dog sex to me. No harm no foul.
She really screwed the pooch.
I like to fuck doggystyle by painting my dick red.
Lady Dog Fucker was my mom’s CB handle for a while. We liked it better than Mother of Dog-Children.
Oh Pauly. How did I not think of that?
My ex wife fucked Dog the Bounty Hunter once. To her credit, she thought he was really a dog.
She heard that the best cure for a hangover was a little hair of the dog.
My money’s that she stuck a milkbone in her snatch and got the dog to eat it/her out
Look at that desperate little fucker. He’s beagling for it.
So did the videographer have to turn the hose on them when they were finished?
Ironically, the dog is being arrested on child porn charges for fucking a person who works out to be 3 1/2 years old in his time.
Although I have to agree with her, if I was going to have sex with a dog it would be with a beagle…
What?! Charlie Brown knows what I’m talkin’ bout.
The beagle was later overheard bragging to his friends that they did it “drunk girl-style”.
Wait, when did it become illegal to fuck a dog?
This isn’t fair, peanut butter was always a guy thing.
Officer: Mr. Dangerously, we found a filea on your computer. Do you know what it might be?
Pauly: Uhh…is it the one with Burnsy, Chodin, and Donk, with the bowling pin and the Brazillian midget the kilo of coke and the Thai lady-boy that was smuggled into the US illegally?
Officer: Ummm. No, sir….it was just a .jpg of a retarded kid. All I wanted to know is where you got the pic from, man.
Boning for bones. Seems like a fair trade (for the dog anyway)
This isn’t fair, peanut butter was always a guy thing.
She wasn’t using peanut butter, Burnsy. She was using roast beef.
Oh Pauly. How did I not think of that?
Are you back-talkin’ me, boy?
Leave it to my best friend to fuck my girl.
She likes her sex “ruff”
As long as some dude doesn’t try to teach that dog how to play felch…
Judging by that picture, I’d think she’d prefer a coonhound.
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