03.24.09 THIS TAGLINE IS STILL A BAD IDEA
Astro Boy is an upcoming film from Imagi animation. It’s kind of like that Korean ad where RoboCop eats fried chicken. Only this time they turned Bob’s Big Boy into Iron Man. Bottom line, Asians are big on their cyborg-American food combos. Anyway, the movie still looks pretty lame, and the tagline “Meet the boy built for adventure” still isn’t doing anyone any favors.
And once again for foreign types who can’t watch Hulu…
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THIS TAGLINE IS STILL A BAD IDEA
“We’re sorry, currently our video library can only be streamed within the United States.”
Can you show me some love and use alternate platforms when possible?
(That’s not what I meant by “show me some love”, put it back in your pants.)
“Meet the boy built for adventure” was the last thing I heard one of the priests say before I blacked out.
“Astroglide Boy” is what they used to call Him when He was ensign!
Banner caption: “Let’s get Astro-naughty.”
Fuck, Al, all you done is BITCH today! Did your rechargeable battery station go on strike or sumpin???
Banner pic: “P-P-P-Please don’t, dad.”
MORE LIKE ASS-TRO BOY! BOOSH!
*brought to you by the “Because Somebody Had To Say It” Department
The neighbour kids kept me up til 3am and I get up at 6, Fek. GET OFF MY LAWN!
Kevin Spacey is sometimes referred to as “Ass-Pro Boy”.
QAPLAH! The Mighty Feklahr had a dream that Lince invited us all out to NYC for his “coming out” party.
However, He was the only one that didn’t go and you guys sent pics of being fabulousss with Gay Lince to make Him jealous.
Such a teaser
Al-you see, He never has that problem, they don’t let Him live anywhere near children any more so that…oh, umm…
LOOK! A ROMULAN!
Banner Tagline: “Dad, why don’t I have one of those?”
Oh, and Gay Lince had his own baseball card. It looked like his senior picture.
DOR SHO GHA! Astro Boy must be EXCITED!
Let’s hope he really is built for adventure or else this is gonna be just another Sylvia Likes biopic.
/Likens
FYIMH – Fuck you, it’s midnight here
Bob’s Big Boy isn’t big boned, he’s just fat.
Banner Pic:
“Astroboy! Who showed you how to do that?!?!?!”
“I learned it from you Dad! I learned it…from you.”
“Oh, well, you’re not doing it right…move over and pay attention because I’ll only do this, like, four or five times.”
Meet the boy built for adventure guarantees a big opening.
Weekend ? Ugh. Get out of my head Katzenberg.
GODDAMMIT! LEAVE ME ALONE LISA KUDROW! IF I ACCIDENTALLY SCROLL OVER THE WORD “ANIMATION” I DON’T NEED YOU AND A STRANGER POPPING UP TO TALK TO ME ABOUT THE NINTENDO DS!!
Banner Pic: “My O-Ring hurts.”
I would think that you’d want the boy built for adventure to have a small opening.
That tag-line lies! Shia Leboeuf is the Boy Built for Adventure!
Is the boy built for misadventure available ?
Michael Jackson has already pre-ordered his ticket to opening night.
The Vatican has reserved a special screening of the film. The truckload of hand lotion to be delivered the day before is pure coincidence.
In the sequel, he goes to visit his Cuban cousin, Castro Boy- The Boy Built For Improvised Rafting.
In a very special episode, Astro Boy rescues his abused cousin, Ashtray Boy – The Boy Built To Disappoint Daddy.
In the third installment, Astro Boy befriends Afro Boy who steals his TV and runs a train on Astro Boy’s girlfriend.
Guy’cha, stoney!
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