I know Zac Efron (or “Ol’ Jazz Hands,” as I like to call him) is trying to butch up his image lately, but isn’t this new poster for 17 Again going a little overboard? I mean, a leather motorcycle jacket AND aviator sunglasses? Why, he looks like he’s off to go drive an 18 wheeler, or chop down a tree, or get a tattoo of an anchor.
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Did you say “Ol’ Jizz Hands”?
@Sheriff–you called?
Ryan Gosling thinks Z.E. looks a little too rebellious in this picture. Tone it down, guy.
I like to call him “Ol’ Cum Gums”.
He’s already got the anchor tattoo pointing straight at his browneye.
I haven’t seen somebody wear a tie that effeminately since Avril Lavigne.
If Zac Effron sweats testosterone, that’s only because he has some sort of gastrointestinal issue in which his body doesn’t correctly process all that he swallows.
Let me guess, this film is about a middle aged guy who hates his life somehow becoming young again in the form of Zac Efron. Along the way he’ll learn valuable life lessons that will make him appreciate the life he left behind.
I feel like shitting into my printer and mailing the output to a studio to see if I can get a movie deal too.
Zac Effron doesn’t like playing hardball because it makes his chin hurt.
He looks like a young, gay, Kevin Bacon. I mean gayer.
MAN WHATEVER! Does this bitch take her shirt off or not???
Hmmm…awkward…
Zac Effron is willing to meet all of us half-way.
He’s promised that he’ll try to think about Jude Law dressed as a chick when he masturbates.
Hey girl, I just want you to know that even though these shades enable me, I don’t intend on staring at your privates.
Not only does Zac Effron sweat testosterone, he often has it dribbling out of his ears, nose & mouth in the form of other men’s semen.
The only way Zac Effron could look more manly here is if he had a penis.
NO ZAC, GODDAMNIT, I DIDN’T MEAN IT LIKE THAT. SPIT THAT OUT THIS INSTANT!
“17 Again” is what the cops say when they greet me at my door.
Zac Efron is smiling on this poster because he just finished to pics of Jude Law. No, not the ones from yesterday. Normal ones.
“17 Again” is what Zac Effron says when you ask him what he’s reading.
ZAC EFFRON SWEATS TESTOSTERONE
…and shits semen.
Oh, he would have been SO much better in that Indiana Jones movie than Shia Leboeuf! Shia is so effeminate, and Zac is…so…
eh, it’s a toss-up.
That tie is defying all the laws of physics, just as Ephron defies all the laws of math by being 169% gay.
17 again is Zac Effron’s high score in skip-it.
There’s something wrong here. I’ve masturbated to Megan Fox over and over again and I still don’t know what else is there. What else is there????
this kid is badder than my teddy bear, teacups AND ant farm… COMBINED.
I don’t mean to sound gay, but I’d titty fuck the shit out of Zac Efron.
“17 again” is what Zac Effron says when you ask him how many times he checked himself out in the mirror before leaving the house.
Gary Busey sweats peyote.
I’d rather bang Nora Ephron.
/No, I wouldn’t.
I bet Zac Efron could fuck a Tonka truck through a Playmobile house.
Leather motorcycle jacket AND aviator sunglasses?
Makes me wish I’d worn my Sailor outfit.
“17 again” is how Zac Efron would respond if you asked him his record for jacks at recess.
Photographer: Ok, Zac. We’re gonna try one more time. This time, I want you to really concentrate on holding the books with one hand hung at your side… no, no, no, don’t interrupt. I know you’re used to hugging them across your chest, but believe me, it’s better the other way.
And why does this look like a photoshopped reject picture from the Rolling Stone Cover? Same white shirt an all.
“17 Again” is apparently the title the studio came up with for a live action Dilbert flick.
Oh yeah, and Zac Effron is gay.
Zac Efron is fucking this shit up for all the rest of us guys with boyish good looks. Now if I bring a chick home, she thinks I’m queer Teddy Ruxpin isn’t somewhere in the bed with us.
If “Biff the Pud” here wants to butch up a little, he needs to get a flat-top haircut and kill hisself 17 of dem queers.
Yes! 17, again!
I’ve been staring at this pic so long trying to think of something funny, I’m starting to menstruate.
Zac Efron sweats testosterone, but licks the testes of Tyrone.
He’s manly, like Clay Aiken manly.
Zac Effron cries testosterone too. Whatever he can do to get that icky stuff out of his body.
I don’t know which is gayer: Zac Efron beating off and thinking about John Stamos, or John Stamos at dinner in Aspen thinking about Zac Effron.
“The Future’s So Bright…I’m gonna’ get AIDS.”
“17 again” is what I said when I tried to top my high score of stabbing babies in Belgium.
My next door neighbor, who cleans gay porno sets with his tongue, just called Zac a “fucking gay.”
Why the fuck would anyone want to be 17 again? I can watch ‘Dawson’s Creek’ ANY night now that it’s on DVD.
I can remember being 17: all the excitement surrounding just having one more year until my parents still wouldn’t treat me like an adult…mmmmmmm.
“17 again” is the title because that’s how many men bang him before he realizes he may not be gay.
Zac Efron got me fired from my old job as a shoe shine boy because when I was down there I accidently tried to suck his dick.
“17, again” is what Zac Efron’s gonna say in 10 years when you ask him what age he’s playing in the next Disney movie.
If I could be 17 again and go back to high school, I’d do it all different. I’d write a book about vampires.
“17 again” is what Zac Efron said when he won the deep-throat contest.
I bet the soundtrack will have that Winger song. It’s like the Freebird of statutory rape.
Zac Efron ranks just below a Pound Puppy on my list of “Cute Shit That I’d Fuck To Paralysis”.
If The Mighty Feklahr was 17 again, think of all the Magic cards! STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE WOULD STILL BE ON THE AIR!!! DOR SHO GHA!
Zac Efron’s balls have training wheels.
the only reason hudgensenenenes is dating him is so she can remain celebate for a few more years.
If I was 17 again, I wouldn’t get caught jacking off in the public swimming pool.
When my clothes come off me like that, it’s usually because I’m about to have the pleasure of banging some hot piece of ass, not reverting back to an age where my best chance of getting laid was spending quality time with a girl.
If I could be 17 again, I’d buy the domain name to FilmDrunk.
If I was 17 again, I would be poor and living with my parents and compared to now I am 26, poor …ahhh SHIT! I just realized I am 17 again.
If I was 17 again, I’d fuck all the 13 year olds I can.
Zac Efron wins so many pissing contests because he looks at the other guy’s schlong while the poor bastard is trying to go!
Zac Effron’s dick gets hard when you fuck him in the ass.
If I was 17 again, I wouldn’t dropped out of home school.
*Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens crawl out of Buzz Lightyear sleeping bag*
Together: “Yeah, we totally just sex-intercoursed each other!”
*jumping high five*
You know how I know Zac Efron is gay? Because he’s Zac Efron.
i heard you can’t put it to a 17 year old if you’re older than 17…unless she has a job.
You know how I know Zac Efron is gay? We were at a party and I told him to chug, and he got on his knees.
Chodin, you forgot the song and dance number after the high five.
Mom: Goddammit Crappy! How many time did you shart in church this time?
Crappy: 17, again.
Dave: Dude?! How many tabs did you eat on that trip when you chewed down that Yucca tree?
Crappy: 17, again.
I wonder the 1st time Zac’s dad looked into his eyes he thought, “This boy of mine is going to dance like a fag and get payed for it.”
New up, old hat.
Zac Efron will be remembered as the inventor of the jazzhandjob.
The movie studio producing this will be sued by the makers of the porno “17 Again” starring Evan Stone as a scientist who travels back in time to lose his virginity in a poolside orgy.