Comments on: WORST. ASSIGNMENT. EVER. http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/02/worst-assignment-ever FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 21:26:53 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: Kevin McCallister http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/02/worst-assignment-ever#comment-174110 Kevin McCallister Tue, 03 Feb 2009 22:09:50 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=9395#comment-174110 everytime I see that picture of michael bay, all I can do is hear him saying "Dude, I'M NOT FUCKING KIDDING..that explosion has to be at least 3 times bigger than this." everytime I see that picture of michael bay, all I can do is hear him saying “Dude, I’M NOT FUCKING KIDDING..that explosion has to be at least 3 times bigger than this.”

]]> By: The Wind http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/02/worst-assignment-ever#comment-174106 The Wind Tue, 03 Feb 2009 21:29:48 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=9395#comment-174106 Michael Bay says: Nuh-uh! I'm not moving it! Look, no hands! Huh? Oh, you meant the Ouija Board...I'll get my pants. Michael Bay says: Nuh-uh! I’m not moving it! Look, no hands! Huh? Oh, you meant the Ouija Board…I’ll get my pants.

]]> By: Johnny D http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/02/worst-assignment-ever#comment-174068 Johnny D Tue, 03 Feb 2009 19:12:58 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=9395#comment-174068 This will compete with Jerry Bruckheimer's upcoming adaptation of a MASH game. This will compete with Jerry Bruckheimer’s upcoming adaptation of a MASH game.

]]> By: chodin http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/02/worst-assignment-ever#comment-174066 chodin Tue, 03 Feb 2009 19:09:08 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=9395#comment-174066 I hear Jehovah Witnesses use a Oujia Board as their doormat. I hear Jehovah Witnesses use a Oujia Board as their doormat.

]]> By: chodin http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/02/worst-assignment-ever#comment-174064 chodin Tue, 03 Feb 2009 19:07:28 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=9395#comment-174064 I like to imagine that Weston Coppola can order pizzas with his Oujia Board. I like to imagine that Weston Coppola can order pizzas with his Oujia Board.

]]> By: chodin http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/02/worst-assignment-ever#comment-174061 chodin Tue, 03 Feb 2009 19:06:16 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=9395#comment-174061 *chodin and Pauly conjure spirit with Ouija Board* chodin: “Oujia Board, who will be the first to die?” *stylus points towards Pauly* Pauly: "Oh fuck...my dick? Really!?" *chodin and Pauly conjure spirit with Ouija Board*

chodin: “Oujia Board, who will be the first to die?”

*stylus points towards Pauly*

Pauly: “Oh fuck…my dick? Really!?”

]]> By: Pauly Dangerously http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/02/worst-assignment-ever#comment-174057 Pauly Dangerously Tue, 03 Feb 2009 19:01:15 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=9395#comment-174057 *Pauly conjures spirit with Ouija Board* "Oujia Board, will I ever find true love?" [Ouija Board reads] N-O.......L-O-L. *Pauly conjures spirit with Ouija Board*

“Oujia Board, will I ever find true love?”

[Ouija Board reads]

N-O…….L-O-L.

]]> By: Rotwangchung http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/02/worst-assignment-ever#comment-174056 Rotwangchung Tue, 03 Feb 2009 18:59:37 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=9395#comment-174056 Well, on a slightly related note, this has inspired me to re-name my class for next semester's course catalog: <i>Trivial Pursuit</i>. Hey, I know this shit is useless - I'm just here for the 19-year-old girls who are away from home for the first time and have serious daddy issues. Say, is there a game called "Sure I'll give you an A, just don't tell anyone"? Because there should be. Well, on a slightly related note, this has inspired me to re-name my class for next semester’s course catalog: Trivial Pursuit.

Hey, I know this shit is useless – I’m just here for the 19-year-old girls who are away from home for the first time and have serious daddy issues. Say, is there a game called “Sure I’ll give you an A, just don’t tell anyone”? Because there should be.

]]> By: Juan http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/02/worst-assignment-ever#comment-174055 Juan Tue, 03 Feb 2009 18:47:07 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=9395#comment-174055 ^Unless you count "Twister" with Helen Hunt, and frankly, I couldn't see the connection with the game at all. ^Unless you count “Twister” with Helen Hunt, and frankly, I couldn’t see the connection with the game at all.

]]> By: chodin http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/02/worst-assignment-ever#comment-174054 chodin Tue, 03 Feb 2009 18:47:07 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=9395#comment-174054 *chodin attempts to summon spirits* "Oh great Ouija Board...should you be spelled with a 'W' at the beginning?" *waits...* *chodin attempts to summon spirits*

“Oh great Ouija Board…should you be spelled with a ‘W’ at the beginning?”

*waits…*

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