Silly Wolverine, bringing a bayonet to a dirt clod fight
After the jump, watch “Brothers”, the latest 60-second TV spot for X-Men Origins: Wolverine, which shows Wolverine fighting in the Civil War, Wolverine fighting in World War II, Wolverine fighting in Vietnam… Maybe the twist is that he’s like some 1000 year old vampire who moved to Seattle to bang high school chicks or something like that. Or maybe he became a superhero by being the only guy to kill more gooks than Clint Eastwood. Back when I was in Korea, we wouldn’t waste a bullet on a gook. We’d just push ‘em off the top of our giant pile a dead gooks…
Anyway, watch it while you can, because the people at Fox are busy trying to get it pulled from the Internet. That’s right, they’re trying to stop people from seeing their commercial. Why? Because they’re f-cking idiots, that’s why. Fox is the company God created to make everyone else look smart by comparison.
I want more like this!
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