WILL FERRELL IS MILDLY AMUSING
02.23.09
After the jump, you can watch a new clip from Will Ferrell and Danny McBride’s wholesome family comedy, Land of the Lost. I dislike things that are wholesome and family oriented as much as I like things that are booze related and pornographic, but if you’re into that whole “not swearing” bullshit, I suppose you could do worse than this. I mean what’s the competition? Paul Blart? Night at the Museum? It’s over, give this thing the Oscar. Best Lame Shit for Fags, the trophy could say.
Not sure who’s playing the giant mosquito – Adrien Brody, perhaps?

I think the Grammy trophy already says that on it.
I’ve seen that Mosquito. He’s from Minnesota. Fucker owes me five bucks.
I think the Grammy, Tony, SAG and People’s Choice troph
yies already saysthat on it.FIXED.
His last name is Mosquito; that’s why I capitalized it.
Alowishus Devadander Mosquito.
More like “Land of the Losers”.
“I like things that are booze related and pornographic”
i love whiskey and pornography…or whiskey flavored pornography…whatever…..
Hmmm, bit of a tone change in this post. I think after his birthday this weekend VaLince is becoming a crotchety old fuck.
Sweet!
Stop pissing hollytards! Where the hell is the Land of the Giants remake? Slacking ass mothfuckers!
In a major departure, Danny McBride seems to be playing a none-too-bright redneck. Dude has the range of a young Haing S. Ngor.
D.A. Mosquito is a mothfucker. Shameful family secret.
D.A. Mosquito is A.D. Mosquito’s brother. His parents aren’t very original, which is probably why they have a crazy mothfucker for a son.
Is there a new up yet?
In Canada, it’s mouthfucker.
<== 6.27 hours after I eat a snack pack of Flammin’ Hot Cheetos.
With eyeballs the size of saucer plates, couldn’t you just toss a handfull of samd at a sleestack and totally jack his mojo?
Really Crappy? I thought the av was Hugh Jackman after meeting that dude who jizzes fire.
Or would that be “dude whom jizzes fire”? I just want to keep it classy.
If I jizzed fire, I would have to replace my fiberglass shower insert with tile.
Is it just me, or do those Sleestacks look like they are line dancing the ‘Achy Breaky’?
If that was Jackman, the flames would be blowing out both ends.
Or rather, ‘if that were Jackman, you know, for class’ sake.
Best Lame Shit for Fags, the trophy could say.
QAPLAH! He knew you had a little Klingon in ya, Linky!
On the other hand, if you want to see Danny McBride and Will Ferrell in a totally un-family friendly setting, you should be watching Eastbound & Down.
Anna Friel in a family-friendly movie? I nominate it for “Best Waste of a Hot Bitch Who’ll Get Naked at the Drop of a Hat”.
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[Notes to self: 1) find out where Anna Friel lives 2) buy a BIG motherfuckin' box of hats]
I wanna see where Will Farrell remakes the leech in the shorts scene from Stand by Me.
soooo..they wouldn’t just say “hey um, you’ve got a mosquito on your neck?”
I mean dinosaurs and huge animals I can live with, but let’s be realistic here!