ANATOMY OF A CIRCLE JERK
02.26.09Douchebags who work in marketing (or as I like to call them, “club promoters with day jobs”) need only pass out a few flyers to convince themselves that they’re visionary supergeniuses. So of course the people who worked on The Dark Knight are wasting no time falling all over each other to take credit for the film’s success. After the jump, check out the hilariously dramatic, self-congratulatory, faux-gritty video put together by the people at 42 Entertainment, the company that oversaw the “Why So Serious/Elect Harvey Dent” marketing campaign for The Dark Knight. Or as they call it, “A transmedia experience with over 10 million participants in over 75 countries that played across hundreds of web pages, interactive games, mobile phones, print, email, real world events, video and unique collectibles.”
You got a bunch of dorks to dress up, play video games, and collect toys. Congratulations. I’d say that’s worth at least four dismissive wank motions.
[via FilmSchoolRejects]


Do they take credit for the Belgian babystabber?
Yeah? Where’s the cookie?
I’m sure it was really tough to promote only the greatest comic book villain ever. i’d love to see what they could do with Mr. Mxyzpltk.
Ah yes, the group responsible for the most overdone Halloween costume of ’08. Thanks for that.
*Looks up address for 42 Entertainment, grabs nailgun, gets into car and drives off into the sunset*
I’m a big fan of 420 Entertainment. They got hellof cookie dough in the fridge and many bags of Combos.
Well if these assholes are doing it, I’m jumping on the bandwagon too: ‘Hotel For Dogs’ would not have been such a financial powerhouse had I not let all of those young, retarded viewers out of my sex dungeon.
Yeah, and The Jonas Brothers wouldn’t be so big if I hadn’t convinced them to chop their balls off.
For 42 Entertainment’s next climactic feat, everyone will attempt to become junior managers at the video store where they’re employed.
So does this equate to a confession for Ledger’s murder?
“…experience with over 10 million participants in over 75 countries…”
Yeah, the Holocaust was a good time.
I can’t do just four dismissive wanking motions. By the time I’m on number three I’m committed all the way.
I took “Anatomy of a Circle Jerk 101″ my sophomore year of college. The final exam was, well, nevermind.
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Right side: “I dunno man. This picture kind of sucks. Yours is the only other dick I’ve seen besides mine. So I can’t tell if it’s big or not.”
Left side: “It gets bigger! I swear!”
Marketing Execs really need to get on this “meth” stuff, I’ve been hearing about. I mean, the kids fucking love it apparently.
Congratulations. You advertised a film to people who knew everything about it and were going to see it whether or not you gave them free bumper stickers. It’s not like you convinced a nation you were going to change things with hope and magic…
You think that’s impressive? You should see the resumes they just updated on Monster.com!
Banner pic:
“Oh man, I can’t wait to tell my future kids about this momentous event and then have them call me a ‘fucking loser’. Haha, oh man, this is kickass!”
Banner pic:
“Sweet, I just fucking love attending events that will deliver no apparent personal gain for oneself! Hey Derrick, you should totally go down on me right now!”
*guitar wail*
I wish these people would have gone the route the marketing team for Meet Dave went.
Cut off all their heads and parade them across the country on a trailer.
Seltzer-Friedberg really ought to look into hiring 42 Entertainment. They could make $10 million opening weekend instead of handing tickets out to teenagers who can’t get into whatever R-rated rap-rock movie happens to be out.
I hear that 42 Entertainment’s next stunt is that they will actually unlock the gates to hell and let all that is evil upon the land (Detroit).
Big fucking deal, Harvey Dent lost the election.