Video rated R for naughty words…
Ahh, the internet. As always, the best part of any celebrity tirade is… THE REMIX! *scratches record, falls off stage* Anyway, here it is, the Christian Bale tirade remix, as put together by “Revolucian”, who notes, “I’m producing RuPaul’s new album “Champion” coming soooooooon!!!” [sic] In other news, RuPaul is still alive.
[Two more remixes after the jump - all this is less than 24 hours. Wow, internet, first porn, now this. I salute ye.]
And here’s the infamous O’Relly tirade remix, because why the hell not? F-f-f-f-ckin! Thing! Sucks! WE’LLDOITLIVE!
[Big thanks to RoboPanda for the tip]
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Christian, I’m sorry that I fucked up Cross Country Heat. Jesus, we’re all adults here. Get the fuck over it.
I… AM… BATMAN!!!!!!
If only we could get Joaquin Phoenix to rap over the rant…
I usually yell at trannies like that because i’m not gay but man do i love me some ladyboi’s, you know?
I hope the studio includes this on the DVD’s blooper reel.
Look out for RuPauly’s new album “Champion” which is about the trials and tribulations on the competitive eating circuit. All while my dick is tucked back.
It was only distracting because the guy had made himself a tin foil robot outfit and just looked ridiculous.
Matt Damon prefers jazz tirades.
Makes me want to do the Batussi!
*punches wall throws chainsaw at hooker
I’m amazed by how catchy that is. Patrick Batman has a career in working the booth at raves.
Christian Bale needs SERIOUS anger management help. I felt this since his whole Sister/mother debacle. That lighting guy should have not answered, laughed at his infantile behavior and walked away. Further, he should have been fired from that film- that behavior is inexusable, embarrassing for him and appalling. Poor guy- he seems so sad and angry.
Bale is rich. So anything that comes out of his mouth should be held with high regard. If he told the crew to floss with his nut hairs then they should drop to their knees and wait in line.