02.27.09 WEEKEND LINKS
“Walt Whitman” is the best English paper I’ve seen since El Niño. Coincidentally, “Ode to Faggotry” was also my prom theme senior year. [HolyTaco]
“Watchmanarama” - a mash-up of Watchmen and Futurama. It’s amazing how slo-mo and Smashing Pumpkins turn anything into a Watchman mash up. [GorillaMask]
GRR, NUNCHUCK SKILLS! [ScreenJunkies]
Guide Dog, the follow up to Bill Plympton’s Oscar nominated animation, Guard Dog. Bill Plympton is also my penis’ name. [Atom]
Mark Wahlberg teaming up with Will Ferrell for a buddy cop movie. This is why you don’t invite everyone you make fun of on the show, SNL. They start thinking they’re actually funny. [Variety]
Jason Schwartzman writing the music for Judd Apatow’s Funny People. Maybe he’ll finally pluck his f-cking eyebrows too. [thePlaylist]
[And thank you to Pauly for sending in the picture]
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WEEKEND LINKS
Hey, Will. I like your drug sniffing dog. He’s got really sharp teeth. What’s up with that?
Would anyone like to ride my little pony?
*clears throat*
Hey, where’dya get that picture from?
And that’s not a fucking Care Bear!
If you’re horny/
Let’s do it/
Ridin’ my/
Purple pony
My Wolvie/
He’s queefin’/
Ridin’ my/
Purple pony
If my dog sniffed my drugs I’d be pissed the fuck off cuz that mooch assed bitch ain’t got no job to kick in for the pile.
Hey dumbass, that tat is forever.
{Shits in paper bag, puts bag in wall heater, leaves}
It’s risky to ride my little pony bareback.
Is that a pork shoulder?
Since I wasn’t here earlier for the Free For All thread:
Nowwhat is an insurance website (renter’s or umbrella policies, can’t remember which), and I would totally bang that gay asian dude.
Seriously. I would tear that yellow booty up. Horra!
I’m sorry, Swayze Centaur. You are now my second favorite tattoo.
Don Hertzfeldt > Bill Plympton
Wolverine riding My Little Pony should joust with RoboCop on a Unicorn.
That’s probably the best idea I’ve had since I came up with the prototype for the Snuggie.
No way, PD.
I invented the Snuggie when I cut a hole in a ShamWow© and stuck my dick through it.
Jason Schwartzman writing the music for Judd Apatow’s Funny People. Maybe he’ll finally pluck his f-cking eyebrows too.
He did; turned out it was a G chord.
About that picture,
Is that a shoulder? A knee? Or Lord help me, a macro of “little pauly”?
That’s my right arm
That’s a relief.
How long does it last before it washes off?
I don’t know. It’s already been two years…
So has the hair grown back, or does it need regular shaving?
I since had that laser removed. To the dismay of your Mom.
“Hi, I just moved into your neighborhood and I’m required by law to introduce myself to everyone in a twelve block radius…um, say…is your mom home? No? Oh, well, wanna see my tattoo?”
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