It’s not that she doesn’t like them, she just disdains their child-like misinterpretation of the work of Kant.
Opening this weekend:
Hmmm, a hip fraternity of attractive young mutants on the run from the government? Where have I seen this before? Oh right, everywhere. The bad news is that this will bomb. The good news is that Chris Evans may finally fire his agent.
Hooray, something that might be worth seeing! Though beware, it’s 3-D and involves people sewing buttons on their eyes. Stone responsibly.
He’s Just Not That Into You
Planning on seeing this this weekend? Congratulations, you’re a yuppie.
Pink Panther 2
Look, I love Steve Martin but I didn’t see a single f-cking panther in that entire trailer. No panthers = not interested. As always.
“A special needs girl with a need to kick some ass.” Nuff said.
Finally! I’ve been waiting two years to not see this! Oh and hey, there’s a Harry Knowles character in there. You know, I’ve always said that what that guy needs is a greater sense of his own importance.
I want more like this!
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