02.27.09 WEAK-END PREVIEW
Weekend Preview has been on hiatus the last few weeks because sometimes it gets antsy and tired on Friday afternoons. But now it’s back. Rejoice. Opening this week:
Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience
Well, we know what’ll be number one at the box office, anyway. Though they’ll always be a big number two in my heart (Too subtle?). There’s really not much I can say about the Jonas Brothers that hasn’t already been said, but I think the fact that this movie is represented by this thumbnail on Yahoo speaks volumes.
Street Fighter
Didn’t screen for critics, which is always a really good sign. Most of the reviews to hit so far are along the lines of this guy’s, who notes, “I’d rather watch my mom take a shower.” Hopefully this won’t hurt the Justin Marks legacy. The only good thing about this film is that it answers the age-old question - I wonder what Chris Klein is up to these days?
Crossing Over
Harrison Ford’s Crash clone about immigration looks terrible and the critics seem to corroborate. It’s running 12% recommended to Street Fighter’s 0% on rottentomatoes though, so I guess that’s something. Lately I think Harrison Ford may be employing the Nic Cage method of choosing scripts.
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WEAK-END PREVIEW
So I’ve been watching that new Tim Roth show Lie to Me and I recognize the expression on Taboo’s face in the Vega pic. I think they said on the show that it expresses a premeditated intent to sodomize a man with a pair of fake claws.
That or he’s afraid of clowns. I was kinda dozing through the episode.
He did remember to tell you guys about the hillbilly mannequin fucker, right?
Yikes! It’s like their virginity is coming right at me!
I’ve seen your Moms showering. Ahhh, there’s nothing like silver disco bush.
Besides, who wouldn’t rather watch Big Daddy’s Kev mom take a shower? I mean, they gotta take a wall out the trailer just to hose her off!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Jonas Brothers: 3-Deep in Miley Cyrus
Nice job, Crappy. Ran everyone off again.
Fuck it dude. Let’s go hoggin’.
Hoggin’??? He thought you’d never ask!
You can bet your Bat’leth that there will be plenty of chubby, low self esteem having, impressionable fodder at the Jonas movies.
Goodness me, doth my musk offend?
Who the fuck has the keys to the BTK van?
It’s a pre-teen premier!!
Indiana Jonas and the Crystal Promise Ring
Hey guys, sorry but I didn’t know you fellas would need the BTK van this weekend.
Here . . . http://englishrussia.com/images/more_mad_max_truck/1.jpg
Take a look at what I’ve done with it. Hope you like it.
Jonas Brothers: 3D - “I’d rather watch them take a shower.”
DOR SHO GHA! Will one of the freezers from the ice cream truck fit in that thing?
GRRRR…RADER NATION!!!
durst
It’s already in there Fek. It’s on the driver side wall between the restraint chair and the
torture implementstool box.At the end the three cross swords to defeat the Cream Puff Harsh Mellow, Man.
Does it have a kitten dispenser? PT’s will line up to jump into a giant meat grinder if they get to pet a kitten.
So where can a dirty beaner, like myself, get a piss boot?
And a tumbleweed to fuck on?
I almost mentioned the missing r in Vega’s name but that guy’s obviously all panocha.
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