UGHHH, JUST STOP ALREADY
02.23.09
Hey, wanna see a new Watchmen viral video? Of course you do. And why not? They’re gloriously half assed. This latest clip from fictional MTV circa fictional 1985 gives us “the 411″ on our “favorite antiheroes.” And by 411, I mean the girl reads their names in descending order. What the f-ck was the point of this? It’s just a collection of random references. It’s like if Seltzer-Friedberg had to invent a fictional pop-culture to reference. Oh hey look, Schmaris Schmilton is acting dumb and whorey again. Isn’t that hilarious??
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Is that Patricia Heaton?
Seriously, I don’t think anyone has anything left to say about this movie.
Cupcake dog ate cupcakes on The Soup last night. It was glorious.
(constant) Video Kill the Radio* Star.
*my desire to see this movie
I picture this by the time this movie comes out it’ll be like finally losing your virginity- All sorts of hype leading up to it, and when it finally happens, sure its good, but your too drunk and everyone involved leaves disappointed…
That happened to all you guys too, right?
RIGHT?
Past tense is for fags.
I can’t wait until the scene where Night Owl is stuck in his ship as it ascends into space so he decides to detach the door and surf it all the way to safety
(Preparing myself for a mental letdown)
What did you just said?
I just had a nasty flashback of Martha Quinn… Nasty, but not entirely unpleasant…..
if jenny had just uncrossed her legs “basic instinct” style and flashed her clout (cause you know she’s pantie-less) at the start of this clip i wouldn’t have had to sit with my dick in my hand for 3 mins waiting for something to happen.
I thought I was the only one who saw the fake Cupcake dog last night on The Soup…
Kurt Loder would beat all the Watchmen in a fight!
I’ll admit it, I would’ve banged Kennedy.
john F?
For real, though, I get all fucking nostalgic about old school MTV. It was like one of the best things that ever happened in the universe.
I remember when they first introduced MTV news. It was like 40 seconds long, but I woulds till scream, “WHAT THE FUCK! YOU COULD BE PLAYING ACE OF BASS RIGHT NOW YOU GOAT FUCKERS! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”
Man…back in the day…Headbangers Ball…seeing the video for “One” the first time…fucking Pantera…man, how can you fuck that up?
I’ll never forget thinking the first time I saw a Dr. Dre video, “Heh, this shit will never catch on!”
Right in his head hole.
I’ll admit it, I did bang John Sencio.
I sent a gift basket of Pink’s Aniti Freezy flavo(u)red cupcakes to cupcake dog. Needy bitch.
how can you fuck that up?
By not being nice, and starting to be real.
‘how can you fuck that up?”
Taking Liquid Television off the air.
Dammit, all this talk about MTV and now I have “Rio” by Duran Duran stuck in my head.
And hixey, back in the day I would have made Martha Quinn squeal like a mongoose.
Nostalgia – it sure ain’t what it used to be.
Past tense is for fags.
Does that mean future tense is for lesbians?
Real World started out as the shit. The country girl and the angry black guy arguing. I was like, “Finally! All Out Race War! It’s about time.” then they talked it out. So disappointing.