I’m about as sick of hearing about Watchmen as a person could be, but I have to admit blue condoms is kind of clever.
A source told WatchmenComicMovie.com that he and his friends were “handed a few of these Watchmen condoms in Columbus, Ohio over Valentine’s Day weekend.”
The condoms come in a package that resembles a matchbook with the iconic blood-stained smiley badge on the front, and the film’s name and release date on the back.
When opened, the neon blue colored condom is presented in a clear plastic wrapper with the tagline, “We’re society’s only protection.”
I guess that’s better than my idea for Billy Crudup dildoes. Subtler, I suppose. I tried to ask him if I could get a plaster mold, but he just kept acting all touchy about me being in his stall. Well la di da your highness.
I want more like this!
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